"I was on a Peter Pan bus. You was puttin' Peter Pan up in your room."
- Jay-Z, The Watcher 2
Wow. I suppose you don't actually have to make any sense if you're going to rap. You can literally just say... anything.
You really can't stand with Bill Gates (above photo) if you're someone who utters a line like this. I mean, I wonder if Bill Gates could POSSIBLY even know what Jay-Z means. And he's like... smart.
So here's a letter...
I've distilled the craziest thing anyone could possibly ever say in sixteen words and two sentences.
A scientist that used science to do this experiment.
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