Tuesday, May 5, 2009


"I was on a Peter Pan bus. You was puttin' Peter Pan up in your room."
- Jay-Z, The Watcher 2

Wow. I suppose you don't actually have to make any sense if you're going to rap. You can literally just say... anything.

You really can't stand with Bill Gates (above photo) if you're someone who utters a line like this. I mean, I wonder if Bill Gates could POSSIBLY even know what Jay-Z means. And he's like... smart.

So here's a letter...

Dear Everyone,

I've distilled the craziest thing anyone could possibly ever say in sixteen words and two sentences.

A scientist that used science to do this experiment.

Filed under: You can't file this under anything no matter how hard you try


  1. Come on, I love this site, but this makes sense. Peter Pan is a bus company that goes from NY to other New England cities. People move drugs on buses up and down the east coast. You know, Jay Z's whole story?

  2. and also. he's old. older than most other rappers, some of whom may have put peter pan posters up in their childhood rooms, which does not sound very gangsta.

  3. I'm still stuck on the picture. What the hell would Bill Gates and Jay-Z talk about? Are they really that happy to see each other? I would love to know.

  4. Yeah whoever wrote this shit is stupid and shoudl stop completely....or listen to more rap.

  5. This was the probably one of the weakest ones ever. Nice try though.

  6. Are you fucking retarded? It means "While you were a child putting Disney posters on your walls I was trafficking drugs." How can you not get that? You are two simple motherfuckers.

  7. The only thing funnier than these rap lyrics is how mad you anonymous haters get.

    I know what it means. Still sounds funny.

    Go get a job and a bigger dick.

    See ya.

  8. I'm going to start saying ridiculous sounding things in everybody conversation, then get really pissed when people laugh/make fun of me.

  9. chrisisadumbfuckJuly 29, 2009 at 9:28 PM

    ok honestly, you cant make fun of good lyrics just cus you don't know what they mean, then when someone explains them to you, act like you knew the whole time

  10. "I suppose you don't actually have to make any sense if you're going to rap."
    "I know what it means."
    -both are quotes from chris

  11. i thought it meant that he was on a peter pan bus, and "room" was a metaphor for "pussy" and she was spreading peanut butter on her pussy to get a dog?

    but that's just me.

  12. ^You're just an idiot then...because that makes no sense whatsoever

    And yea, this post FAILED! Still a funny ass site tho. I been on it all night