Thursday, May 7, 2009

#302


"A, you, plain and simply, back up off her. B, you hit it just a little bit softer. C, you take it out and put it in her butt. Well, D is what I do, so, yo, listen up..."
- Shock G, Freaks Of The Industry by
Digital Underground

Not only should you not take instructions from this man because of how bad the instructions happen to be...

You should also not take instructions from a man who wears a fake nose. Ever.

Like, who's waiting for what comes after "D" if "C" is "put it in her butt"? Certainly not women.

Filed under: Worst babysitter / Horrendous instructions

22 comments:

  1. With all due respect, I disagree. I, for one, found Shock G/Humpty's dance instructions very helpful. Also their advice regarding grabbing people in the biscuits and otherwise doing whatchoolike.

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  2. Compared to Petey Pablo, Shock G's strategy is very well thought-out.

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  3. this is the shittiest blog I ever read. I want the last minute if my life back. Do you guys even try to be funny?

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  4. Anonymous haters are so scared of everything and mean nothing to the world or me.

    See ya.

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  5. Ha ha ha, I love that almost every post has an anonymous hater comment. I'm fairly certain it's the same sad loser who comments on every post. Probably someone that one of the Chrises wronged in primary school.

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  6. Alright, on a hunch I checked out the lyrics, and like I suspected, it's supposed to be multiple choice, not a step-by-step. So while it's still messed, it's not AS.

    --case p.

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  7. peronally chris, id like to say you overuse and wrongly use the term insecure. and i dont know if youre gay or not, but saying like and SOOOOO in all caps like that all the time kinda makes me read you in a brian boitano voice in my head.

    just sayin...
    fag (haha)

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