Thursday, May 7, 2009
"A, you, plain and simply, back up off her. B, you hit it just a little bit softer. C, you take it out and put it in her butt. Well, D is what I do, so, yo, listen up..."
- Shock G, Freaks Of The Industry by Digital Underground
Not only should you not take instructions from this man because of how bad the instructions happen to be...
You should also not take instructions from a man who wears a fake nose. Ever.
Like, who's waiting for what comes after "D" if "C" is "put it in her butt"? Certainly not women.
Filed under: Worst babysitter / Horrendous instructions