Friday, May 8, 2009

#303

"Got poor credit, got whore debit."
- Rick Ross, Cross That Line

You owe whores? Or they owe you? I don't get it. I guess that's okay though, because there's no such thing as "whore debit", and I shouldn't have to think about this for even another second.

7 comments:

  1. hate the man... hate the line... but respect the beard

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  2. Maybe he's channeling Mac Dre's "I treat my bitch like an ATM card," which is pretty ridiculous in its own right.

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  3. I can't decide if I'm impressed or horrified by the fact that he has a giant pendant of his own face. On the one hand, I hate the whole ostentatious jewelry angle of pop rap, but on the other, this application of that style could be viewed as Andy Kaufman-style comic genius.

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  4. Without the ostentatious jewelry angle, though, many rap songs would be significantly shorter, or just plain not exist. "Diamonds in my Damn Chain"? not that that song SHOULD exist exactly, even though (or maybe because) it does sample one of my fav. jay-z lines

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  5. Filed under worst joke ever?

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  6. All I could think about when I read this was the Chappelle show line: "Is Wanye Brady gonna have to smack a ho?"

    LOLO!

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