"Ciga-cigar, right from the Cuba Cuba... I just bite it. It's for the look, I don't light it."
- Will Smith, Gettin' Jiggy With It
This is so pussy. Like, why even hold the cigar? And biting it? I mean... this is so not fun I can't even believe it.
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As he explains, it's for the look.
ReplyDeleteAs he doesn't explain, he's sooooped.
ReplyDeleteThis is from the rare genre of safety rap. Right next to "Shake ya ass...but watch yourself."
ReplyDeleteonce again eastbaykid's comments are funnier than the actual posts..
ReplyDeleteHe is using the old Bill Clinton i-didn't-inhale dodge in case they come after him for having Cuban cigars, which are still illegal in this country. Remember he does not want to actually end up in prison like other gangstas because it will not increase his sales.
ReplyDeleteOral fixation?
ReplyDeleteSo he's like those non-inhaling pussies. Awesomesauce.
ReplyDeleteStupid as Will Smith might be for just hanging out with an unlit cigar in his mouth, at least he is biting the tip off Cubano style! All the old men in Habana would be impressed.....for a minute.
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