Sunday, May 31, 2009

#334

"Ciga-cigar, right from the Cuba Cuba... I just bite it. It's for the look, I don't light it."
- Will Smith, Gettin' Jiggy With It

This is so pussy. Like, why even hold the cigar? And biting it? I mean... this is so not fun I can't even believe it.

Filed under: Has no idea how or why to do things

9 comments:

  1. As he explains, it's for the look.

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  2. As he doesn't explain, he's sooooped.

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  3. This is from the rare genre of safety rap. Right next to "Shake ya ass...but watch yourself."

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  4. once again eastbaykid's comments are funnier than the actual posts..

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  5. He is using the old Bill Clinton i-didn't-inhale dodge in case they come after him for having Cuban cigars, which are still illegal in this country. Remember he does not want to actually end up in prison like other gangstas because it will not increase his sales.

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  6. So he's like those non-inhaling pussies. Awesomesauce.

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  7. Stupid as Will Smith might be for just hanging out with an unlit cigar in his mouth, at least he is biting the tip off Cubano style! All the old men in Habana would be impressed.....for a minute.

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