Wednesday, June 3, 2009

#338


"Now we in the penthouse. They in the lobby. Gucci frames on. I don't see nobody."
- Red Cafe, Da Hottest In Da Hood

So, yeah. Take your sunglasses off and ummm.... you'll be able to see people. Oh, also... go to the room where you know the people are... like the lobby.

Red Cafe: "Where the fuck is Damon?"
Damon: "Dude, I am Damon. We've been talking for 20 minutes. Take your sunglasses off you fuckin' dork."

Filed under: Trying so hard to look cool but you're just affecting your eyesight

22 comments:

  1. This website is so dumb and racist

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  2. Above comment filed under:

    "Appalled yet I can't look away cause of inherent awesomeness of this site"

    "Unclear on the definition of 'Racism' "

    "Wants this site up you, just a little bit, but feel dirty in your heart"

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  3. What racist! This place rocks! :D

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  4. How is it racist? Not all rappers are black, dumbass. The only thing it could be is "genre-ist" and that's not even a thing.

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  5. Some people are so fucking stupid. The SNACKS entry RIGHT under this one is of a WHITE GUY.

    See ya.

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  6. Oh please this site isn't racist.

    It's just badly written and unfunny most of the time.

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  7. And by the way Slug isn't white. Which reminds me, you guys also just don't know hip-hop well enough to do this properly.

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  8. Well Eminem sure as hell is, bitch.
    :)

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  9. Slug is white enough. He lives in the midwest for fuck's sake.

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  10. Yeah, Slug's mom is white.

    So again, see ya.

    Oh yeah and Eminem is white.

    So, see ya.

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  11. "Badly written and unfunny most of the time..." Im gonna go ahead and infer from this, that you look at this site alot. Like, religiously.
    Certainly frequently enough to warrant use of the phrase "most of the time." So once again, proof: you want this site up you. All the way up there. So so far. Up your dirty little website hole.

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  12. I look at this site religiously and I have to agree with that comment.

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  13. We all do anonymous...we all do. :)

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  14. I kind of wish that writing credentials were needed when makig a slanderous website like this. Do you still need learn about which "to" to use in a sentence?

    "Trying so hard too look cool but you're just affecting your eyesight"

    I'll take that as a yes :]

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  15. Classic fail: critiquing someone's spelling while mis-spelling a word yourself. Or, is "makig" a new addition to the OED? Also, I won't call into question your legal credentials and take it you only accidentally confused libel and slander.

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  16. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA So funny.

    What an idiot.

    At least my typos are because I'm putting a lot of content out there and it's tough to filter.

    That dude had ONE comment to type and he fucked that up.

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  17. Oh SNAP. Fuck. That was ENTIRELY TOO SATISFYING reading that response to Elly's post. Fuck. I feel so good in my heart.

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  18. What is with all the haters here? Snacks and shit is funny, you are not. Eat a dick.

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  19. Dude the people who post hater shit are SO not funny. It's so lame. DIE. Thanks.

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  20. Grammar Nazis and spelling snobs are hilarious. They think they're smarter and better than everyone else just because they correct other people. What sad, empty little lives they must have.

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  21. i'm a grammar nazi and that's just because i'm compulsive and a perfectionist. don't claim that you know people, because you just come off as an ass. And Chris, honey, no matter how many times you say the phrase, "See ya", you're not any more right or cooler. Cuz you're really just not that smart.
    Shay

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  22. and don't waste your time writing up a very passionate and idiotic little comeback speech, because honestly, i don't give a shit what you have to say. You're a fucking moron and an asshole.

    Bye

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