#344

"Man, her head was gooder than a music."
- Common, I Poke Her Face

Man, this might be the single worst sentence I've ever heard someone say, and it mostly just made me sad.

Filed under: Worst comparison ever / Extreme English failure



Posted by Chris Macho   

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[internetthuggin101]

I got a feelin he prolly said gooder than HER music, but regardless...gooder isnt a word, so you got somethin there at least lol

[Anonymous]

What happened to Common.

[Leni Mex]

Yeah, thank God Prolly IS a word...

[Ben]

Yeah...but to coms credit, its still in iambic pentameter. a rapper who raps in iambic pentameter like com deserves some credit

[Anonymous]

Just for the record: its gooder than THE music and its a reference to Kanye Wests record label G.O.O.D. Music.(and nows the part where you pretend you already knew that, and make some snotty remark like Nice try though. or See ya.)

[Anonymous]

Fucking retards, common doesnt rap in iambic pentameter you are stupid as fuck

[thafro]

it IS a reference to G.O.O.D music! i love this site but this one i feel the need to speak on

[Anonymous]

nice site but if u are really gonna try to diss the rappers make sure u come correct before you try to diss something that is G.O.O.D. Cmon now get ur head correct

[Anonymous]

get the line right. common obviously didnt say gooder than a musicalthough hes still had a mare by saying gooder.

[CheGandhiJesus]

Am you grammar letting me down?

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[jmandrums]

Yeah he was referencing his record label G.O.O.D. Music. Knew there couldn't be a credible reason Common was on here. Nice try though!!

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