Monday, June 8, 2009

#344

"Man, her head was gooder than a music."
- Common, I Poke Her Face

Man, this might be the single worst sentence I've ever heard someone say, and it mostly just made me sad.

Filed under: Worst comparison ever / Extreme English failure

14 comments:

  1. internetthuggin101June 8, 2009 at 10:02 PM

    I got a feelin he prolly said "gooder than HER music", but regardless..."gooder" isn't a word, so you got somethin there at least lol

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  2. What happened to Common.

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  3. Yeah, thank God "Prolly" IS a word...

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  4. Yeah...but to com's credit, its still in iambic pentameter. a rapper who raps in iambic pentameter like com deserves some credit

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  5. Just for the record: it's "gooder than THE music" and it's a reference to Kanye West's record label G.O.O.D. Music.

    (and now's the part where you pretend you already knew that, and make some snotty remark like "Nice try though." or "See ya.")

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  6. Fucking retards, common doesnt rap in iambic pentameter you are stupid as fuck

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  7. it IS a reference to G.O.O.D music! i love this site but this one i feel the need to speak on

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  8. nice site but if u are really gonna try to diss the rappers make sure u come correct before you try to diss something that is G.O.O.D. C'mon now get ur head correct

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  9. get the line right. common obviously didn't say 'gooder than a music'

    although he's still had a mare by saying gooder.

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  10. Fine then, "Man, her head was G.O.O.D.er than The Music".

    It still doesn't make any sence

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