Friday, June 12, 2009


"It's all just a race to see who can grab the most nuts."
- DJ Quik, Intro For Roger

And the winner is... THE GAYEST DUDE EVER!!!

Filed under: A race you should come in last at


  1. Well that would make sense, I mean look at his hair.

  2. I love this site, but I have to say I'm getting tired of how homophobic your commentary can be.

    Can you not be funny without being a total bigot? I guess that's getting too hard for you.

  3. It's not homophobic at all. Rappers always rap about how manly they are and how many "bitches" they fuck. So it's funny to point out when they say gay shit. And they do it ALL THE TIME.

    I have nothing against gay people. But any dude that claims to have a herum of women and ALSO says "grab the most nuts" in a song recorded for his ALBUM SEEMS to be covering something up. To me that's funny to imagine.

    You shouldn't take offense. We're not anti-gay. But most rappers seem to be. We're just calling THEM out. You see, WE'RE not bigots. Some of The rappers are.

    And yes. We can be funny without being "total bigots". In fact the last entry we even MENTIONED anything was gay was all the way back at #314. And that was 34 entries ago. So that's 34 entries you can laugh at without worrying about anything that even has to do with the subject of homosexuality here at snacksandshit.

    Thanks for your support.

  4. Sorry but it was homophobic. You said he wins at being the gayest, and then you called that "a race you should come in last at."

  5. Nope. Grabbing the most nuts is a race you should come in last at. Even if you're a woman. That's a stupid fuckin' race. So nice try. But...

    See ya.

  6. If you can take a dick, you can take a joke.

  7. "If you can take a dick, you can take a joke."

    ^^HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA that was easily one of the funniest things I've read in a long time, thank you emptysack.

    Plus I love this site. Keep up the good work.

  8. internetthuggin101June 14, 2009 at 12:36 AM

    Come on now homie, imma big fan of this website but you could at least admit it this entry had some homophobic-ness to it. That's not to say you guys are homophobic, or that you should even apologize but I think you could at least man up and admit it. This is pride thats startin to turn into arrogance.

    That bein said, its not like he said DJ Quik should be beat up for sayin this or nothin. It was a homophobic joke (you know, like jokes comedians have about prison), not a hate joke. Lighten up some people.

  9. Hahahaha. I'm so confused with that last post. Who's side are you on?

  10. internetthuggin101June 14, 2009 at 9:42 AM

    It's a little more toward your side

    I agree with them saying the joke was homophobic, but that doesn't mean you or this website are automatically homophobes... you seem to be defendin yourself cuz you think that that's what they're trying to say. All I'm saying is, you could admit "I did in fact make a homophobic joke, but that one joke doesn't make me a homophobe"-- you're tryna disregard the whole thing though... like it's DJ Quik's fault that he wound up on this site, you were the one decided to put it up. So at least man up, admit to the fact it was homophobic. I mean you're not admittin to bein wrong your admittin to what's pretty much a fact.

  11. No. Not wrong. It's not homophobic.

  12. Not homophobic. You just GOTTA come last at grabbin' the most nuts, else regardless of sexuality - you simply a hooker. Ain't no pride in that.

    It would only be homophobic if the intention was to harm, right?
    Calling out people who think they're gangster and hard by interpreting their words as camp IS funny, because it undermines the whole idea about gangster rap and hints that it's all a facade - behind the pimps and hos and rims and drugs and masculinity and misogyny you can imagine a classic bunch of feminine guys, and to suggest that to the gangsters would probably get you killed because they're the ones you can imagine would be uncomfortable with being called gay, because they would be much more homophobic than snacksandshit could ever be - c'mon, two funny white guys who write a blog together every day? Think about it.

    Explaining a joke usually ruins the joke, so sorry to Chris and Chris.

  13. Thank god someone smart said something.

  14. Haha, how ridiculous this whole argument is on the side of people saying this is homophobic. Let's take a look at the definition shall we?
    Homophobic - irrational fear of, aversion to, or discrimination against homosexuality or homosexuals
    alright 3 parts:
    is there irrational fear of gays? um, nope, don't see any fear anywhere in the quote or the explanation.
    is there aversion to gays? wrong again. no one is trying to avoid any gay people whatsoever.
    is there discrimination against gays? no, d'elia isn't taking away any rights of gay people or forcing them to do things because of their sexuality.

    Thereby, using the MERRIAM WEBSTER definition, there is no homophobia. I gotta better idea there Alex, come to this site to LAUGH, not unnecessarily use big words.

  15. ^^^^^^^^Wow, anonymous, that's a huge laugh.

    If you liked that line, you should listen to more Immortal Technique. That's who emptysack was quoting.

  16. FYI: I'm gay, and I still found this funny, as I find most S&S posts funny whether they involve homosexuality or not.

  17. FYI: I'm also gay, and personally I did find it offensive. I understand it's subjective and that many people (gay or not) would not find it offensive but really, stop telling people it's not offensive. It's not up to you. If someone is bothered by it, then so be it. Just apologize, or don't apologize, and move on. Trying to defend it makes you look as dumb as the people you're making fun of.

  18. You find things offensive that don't insult anyone? You're severely oversensitive and lack an objective grasp of reality.

    Also, file yourself under “really, really, ridiculously stupid”.

  19. You sure Quik didnt mean this in the context of: "I'm just a squirrel tryin to get a nut"

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