#353

"I can make your pussy whistle like the Andy Griffith theme song."
- Drake, Best I Ever Had

I imagine a vagina actually doing this and then I have nightmares.

Filed under: Most talented dude ever / So freaky

Comments

[Biff]

Was kinda wondering when this one would show up here.

[Anonymous]

FUCK YO GODDAMN SITE. PUT THE RIGHT SLOW MOTION LYRICS UP YOU FUCKING WEASELS.

[Anonymous]

And people think this guy is good

[lunamorgan]

Um. So false AND so uncomfortable. Like, I can only imagine this as being his interpretation of the most awkward thing that can occur during hetero sex. Frightening.

[Chris Macho]

What do you mean the right lyrics?

[Anonymous]

THE ONES I EMAILED YOU CHRIS MACHO YA FUCKIN FAGGOT. POST THE ONES ABOUT DONT BE ASKIN WHERE IM DRIVIN YOU (ABDUCTION) AND I KNOW YOU HEARD ABOUT THEM HOES THAT I BEAT UP IN MY HOME (RAPE)

[Chris Macho]

I maybe would have done those at some point but now Im not going to do them. This is blog coercion and I wont stand for it. Start your own blog and you can make those two entries the first two. And maybe when you do that youll attach your name instead of hiding behind the veil of anonymity.See ya.

[Anonymous]

LOOK MAN I AM GETTIN REAL SICK OF YOUR SHIT. THE SNACKS AINT RUNNIN THE SHIT MANE.

[Anonymous]

Hey man, its probably not the best idea to insult the man whose attention youre so desperately seeking by suggesting two ideas and then calling him a FUCKIN FAGGOT. Youre not being very persuasive, although the use of all caps is really doing wonders for me!

[lunamorgan]

Wow. That anonymous guy is intense. I do believe you have a stalker, Chrisx2.

[Anonymous]

What exactly does the snacks aint runnin the shit mane mean? Sure, almost all of those are real words...but they dont make any sense in that order. If you were a person of any consequence thatd be a new entry on this site.

[Anonymous]

JESUS CHRIST YOU FOOLS TAKE A JOKE. WHY SO SERIOUS??? ON THIS SITE OF ALL SITES. THE SNACKS AINT RUNNIN THE SHIT WAS DONE BLATANTLY. FUCK I CANT DEAL WITH YOU MISCREANTS.

[theeastbaykid]

Damn, so much animosity. I could really go for a whistling pussy to cheer me up.

[Belle]

Awe Jimmy from Degrassi I love you!

[Anonymous]

Kinda funny that a site based on pretending you dont get rappers jokes is attracting an audience that cant tell when another commenter is joking.See ya!

[Anonymous]

Yeah...that or it was a really poorly executed joke.

[FatButtStinkFartBonerBreathWilliams]

Caps man is fuckin boring. Stay anonymous son, nobody wants to read your shit now or ever, nyuka!

[Spenser]

*Knock knock knockYou guys watching andy griffith in there?

[Anonymous]

I can only make my girlfriends pussy whistle the X-Files theme song... DAMN YOU, DRAKE!

[Anonymous]

LOLLLLLLL Spenser.

[Bee]

LOL SPENSER. I actually love this song for some reason :/

[Anonymous]

i love that line, its my favorite part

[tyler]

is it just me or are rap lyrics just getting more explicit and more explicit as the days go on?I mean, I kind of dig it. viva anarchy and free speech and whatever, but sometimes it can be kind of awkward listening to it in a car with other people.thoughts?

[ZDub]

If my vagina could do that, I would make it go on tour.My lazy ass vagina cant do anything.

[becky]

So...
The people not typing in all caps are miscreants?
That makes sense.

(not really)