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Monday, June 22, 2009
#353
"I can make your pussy whistle like the Andy Griffith theme song." - Drake, Best I Ever Had
I imagine a vagina actually doing this and then I have nightmares.
Um. So false AND so uncomfortable. Like, I can only imagine this as being his interpretation of the most awkward thing that can occur during hetero sex. Frightening.
THE ONES I EMAILED YOU CHRIS MACHO YA FUCKIN FAGGOT. POST THE ONES ABOUT "DONT BE ASKIN WHERE IM DRIVIN YOU" (ABDUCTION) AND "I KNOW YOU HEARD ABOUT THEM HOES THAT I BEAT UP IN MY HOME" (RAPE)
I maybe would have done those at some point but now I'm not going to do them. This is blog coercion and I won't stand for it. Start your own blog and you can make those two entries the first two. And maybe when you do that you'll attach your name instead of hiding behind the veil of anonymity.
Hey man, it's probably not the best idea to insult the man whose attention you're so desperately seeking by suggesting two ideas and then calling him a "FUCKIN FAGGOT." You're not being very persuasive, although the use of all caps is really doing wonders for me!
What exactly does "the snacks ain't runnin' the shit mane" mean? Sure, almost all of those are real words...but they don't make any sense in that order. If you were a person of any consequence that'd be a new entry on this site.
JESUS CHRIST YOU FOOLS TAKE A JOKE. WHY SO SERIOUS??? ON THIS SITE OF ALL SITES. "THE SNACKS AINT RUNNIN THE SHIT" WAS DONE BLATANTLY. FUCK I CANT DEAL WITH YOU MISCREANTS.
is it just me or are rap lyrics just getting more explicit and more explicit as the days go on?
I mean, I kind of dig it. viva anarchy and free speech and whatever, but sometimes it can be kind of awkward listening to it in a car with other people.
Was kinda wondering when this one would show up here.
ReplyDeleteFUCK YO GODDAMN SITE. PUT THE RIGHT SLOW MOTION LYRICS UP YOU FUCKING WEASELS.
ReplyDeleteAnd people think this guy is good
ReplyDeleteUm. So false AND so uncomfortable. Like, I can only imagine this as being his interpretation of the most awkward thing that can occur during hetero sex. Frightening.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean the 'right' lyrics?
ReplyDeleteTHE ONES I EMAILED YOU CHRIS MACHO YA FUCKIN FAGGOT. POST THE ONES ABOUT "DONT BE ASKIN WHERE IM DRIVIN YOU" (ABDUCTION) AND "I KNOW YOU HEARD ABOUT THEM HOES THAT I BEAT UP IN MY HOME" (RAPE)
ReplyDeleteI maybe would have done those at some point but now I'm not going to do them. This is blog coercion and I won't stand for it. Start your own blog and you can make those two entries the first two. And maybe when you do that you'll attach your name instead of hiding behind the veil of anonymity.
ReplyDeleteSee ya.
LOOK MAN I AM GETTIN REAL SICK OF YOUR SHIT. THE SNACKS AINT RUNNIN THE SHIT MANE.
ReplyDeleteHey man, it's probably not the best idea to insult the man whose attention you're so desperately seeking by suggesting two ideas and then calling him a "FUCKIN FAGGOT." You're not being very persuasive, although the use of all caps is really doing wonders for me!
ReplyDeleteWow. That anonymous guy is intense. I do believe you have a stalker, Chrisx2.
ReplyDeleteWhat exactly does "the snacks ain't runnin' the shit mane" mean? Sure, almost all of those are real words...but they don't make any sense in that order. If you were a person of any consequence that'd be a new entry on this site.
ReplyDeleteJESUS CHRIST YOU FOOLS TAKE A JOKE. WHY SO SERIOUS??? ON THIS SITE OF ALL SITES. "THE SNACKS AINT RUNNIN THE SHIT" WAS DONE BLATANTLY. FUCK I CANT DEAL WITH YOU MISCREANTS.
ReplyDeleteDamn, so much animosity. I could really go for a whistling pussy to cheer me up.
ReplyDeleteAwe Jimmy from Degrassi I love you!
ReplyDeleteKinda funny that a site based on pretending you don't get rapper's jokes is attracting an audience that can't tell when another commenter is joking.
ReplyDeleteSee ya!
Yeah...that or it was a really poorly executed joke.
ReplyDeleteCaps man is fuckin boring. Stay anonymous son, nobody wants to read your shit now or ever, nyuka!
ReplyDelete*Knock knock knock
ReplyDelete"You guys watching andy griffith in there?"
I can only make my girlfriend's pussy whistle the X-Files theme song... DAMN YOU, DRAKE!
ReplyDeleteLOLLLLLLL Spenser.
ReplyDeleteLOL SPENSER. I actually love this song for some reason :/
ReplyDeletei love that line, its my favorite part
ReplyDeleteis it just me or are rap lyrics just getting more explicit and more explicit as the days go on?
ReplyDeleteI mean, I kind of dig it. viva anarchy and free speech and whatever, but sometimes it can be kind of awkward listening to it in a car with other people.
thoughts?
If my vagina could do that, I would make it go on tour.
ReplyDeleteMy lazy ass vagina can't do anything.