Monday, June 22, 2009

#353

"I can make your pussy whistle like the Andy Griffith theme song."
- Drake, Best I Ever Had
I imagine a vagina actually doing this and then I have nightmares.

Filed under: Most talented dude ever / So freaky

24 comments:

  1. Was kinda wondering when this one would show up here.

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  2. FUCK YO GODDAMN SITE. PUT THE RIGHT SLOW MOTION LYRICS UP YOU FUCKING WEASELS.

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  3. And people think this guy is good

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  4. Um. So false AND so uncomfortable. Like, I can only imagine this as being his interpretation of the most awkward thing that can occur during hetero sex. Frightening.

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  5. What do you mean the 'right' lyrics?

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  6. THE ONES I EMAILED YOU CHRIS MACHO YA FUCKIN FAGGOT. POST THE ONES ABOUT "DONT BE ASKIN WHERE IM DRIVIN YOU" (ABDUCTION) AND "I KNOW YOU HEARD ABOUT THEM HOES THAT I BEAT UP IN MY HOME" (RAPE)

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  7. I maybe would have done those at some point but now I'm not going to do them. This is blog coercion and I won't stand for it. Start your own blog and you can make those two entries the first two. And maybe when you do that you'll attach your name instead of hiding behind the veil of anonymity.

    See ya.

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  8. LOOK MAN I AM GETTIN REAL SICK OF YOUR SHIT. THE SNACKS AINT RUNNIN THE SHIT MANE.

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  9. Hey man, it's probably not the best idea to insult the man whose attention you're so desperately seeking by suggesting two ideas and then calling him a "FUCKIN FAGGOT." You're not being very persuasive, although the use of all caps is really doing wonders for me!

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  10. Wow. That anonymous guy is intense. I do believe you have a stalker, Chrisx2.

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  11. What exactly does "the snacks ain't runnin' the shit mane" mean? Sure, almost all of those are real words...but they don't make any sense in that order. If you were a person of any consequence that'd be a new entry on this site.

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  12. JESUS CHRIST YOU FOOLS TAKE A JOKE. WHY SO SERIOUS??? ON THIS SITE OF ALL SITES. "THE SNACKS AINT RUNNIN THE SHIT" WAS DONE BLATANTLY. FUCK I CANT DEAL WITH YOU MISCREANTS.

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  13. Damn, so much animosity. I could really go for a whistling pussy to cheer me up.

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  14. Awe Jimmy from Degrassi I love you!

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  15. Kinda funny that a site based on pretending you don't get rapper's jokes is attracting an audience that can't tell when another commenter is joking.

    See ya!

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  16. Yeah...that or it was a really poorly executed joke.

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  17. FatButtStinkFartBonerBreathWilliamsJune 23, 2009 at 9:36 PM

    Caps man is fuckin boring. Stay anonymous son, nobody wants to read your shit now or ever, nyuka!

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  18. *Knock knock knock
    "You guys watching andy griffith in there?"

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  19. I can only make my girlfriend's pussy whistle the X-Files theme song... DAMN YOU, DRAKE!

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  20. LOLLLLLLL Spenser.

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  21. LOL SPENSER. I actually love this song for some reason :/

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  22. i love that line, its my favorite part

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  23. is it just me or are rap lyrics just getting more explicit and more explicit as the days go on?

    I mean, I kind of dig it. viva anarchy and free speech and whatever, but sometimes it can be kind of awkward listening to it in a car with other people.

    thoughts?

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  24. If my vagina could do that, I would make it go on tour.

    My lazy ass vagina can't do anything.

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