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Also, either hes not sure what hes trying to say or this is so gramatically incorrect.You could keep that? Like, its possible that he/she can keep the phone? Thats a statement with pretty much zero impact behind it. Along with things like, You could eat something, if you wanted, or, You could give me a hug. Yeah, I could. I may or may not, but I could.
Posted by: lunamorgan | Thursday, June 25, 2009 at 12:20 AM
to me, this sounds like scarface was in one of those arguments where youre losin and cant think of anything to comeback with, so you just say whatever... and then you wind up looking stupid, i could see it now: Girl: Scarface, its time for you to get outta my house. Im tired of payin all these bills by myself! Scarface: Oh and I dont bring my portion to the table??? Since when do you pay all the bills?! Girl: Whatever Scarface, shut the hell up and leave... all you pay is the cell phone bill, but if it makes you feel better you can have that too. *hands phone* Scarface: *realizin he cant afford it* Fuck your cellphone bitch, you could keep that!!! *storms out*
Posted by: internetthuggin101 | Thursday, June 25, 2009 at 12:25 PM
Oh my god. Are you people retarded?! Hes saying fuck the phone, because he probably BOUGHT it for her... telling her she can keep it! He just wants his other shit back that hes got her. You people are ridiculous! If you hate rap music so much then f@#$ off get off of this site!
Posted by: Anonymous | Wednesday, July 01, 2009 at 08:49 PM
Hes saying to fuck it, instead of him, because it vibrates.
Posted by: Anonymous | Friday, August 07, 2009 at 03:24 PM
Yeah, just a few seconds of thought would have deduced that maybe he bought the phone for her, and is saying fuck it you can keep it. File this post under Trying too hard.
Posted by: Anonymous | Sunday, August 09, 2009 at 02:04 PM
Maybe he gets off on watching his women shove cell phones in their snatches?Id tell em to keep it too. It prolly smells funny after all that.
Posted by: Corpus Christie | Thursday, August 13, 2009 at 08:40 AM
Well you see, killing the pusy is obviously a hip hop slang, but the egyptians worshipped cats and did infact put "pussies" in the sarcophagus of the pharos
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