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lol. not surprised if Lil Wayne actually believes he is a Martian.
Posted by: Asnacksfan | Friday, June 26, 2009 at 07:11 AM
Yuu dont know he could be a Martian.
Posted by: Anonymous | Friday, June 26, 2009 at 08:33 AM
Anyone see men in black?
Posted by: Spenser | Friday, June 26, 2009 at 08:58 AM
Hes still a better debater than Mims.
Posted by: hesperus | Friday, June 26, 2009 at 09:17 AM
I always thought this song was a bad decision on his part over the fact that people *LOVE* to joke about him lookin like E.T. or Predator... so maybe he really is a martian
Posted by: internetthuggin101 | Friday, June 26, 2009 at 11:44 AM
Well he certainly is ugly enough to look like a martian. Ugliest dude Ive ever seen. Maybe he is one, more likely hes just a messed up dude, and an even worse rapper.
Posted by: Anonymouse | Friday, June 26, 2009 at 12:54 PM
Lil Wayne is the greatest rapper alive... so dont hate on his lyrics. Hes so much more creative than any other rapper right now. Hes hot!
Posted by: Anonymous | Wednesday, July 01, 2009 at 08:46 PM
Well, unless you too ARE a martian, this actually makes sense.
Posted by: Ruby | Monday, July 06, 2009 at 12:25 PM
I always forget which one of those things is actually his chin. Is it the pointy one 1.75 inches below his goatee?
Posted by: Makary | Friday, July 10, 2009 at 05:53 AM
This entry wasnt that funny. File it under trying too hard.
Posted by: Anonymous | Sunday, August 09, 2009 at 02:02 PM
Hes the master debater
Posted by: Anonymous | Friday, August 21, 2009 at 11:39 AM
this reminds me of grandmas boy...does it scare you?no, i just dont like techno...you would if you had robot ears
Posted by: Anonymous | Monday, September 07, 2009 at 07:23 PM
isnt he saying he is so much better than everyone else its like hes from a different planet... i.e. a martian
Posted by: Anonymous | Sunday, September 13, 2009 at 08:03 PM
What is he is....?
Posted by: Anon | Monday, December 07, 2009 at 09:10 PM
What *if*...aw shit!
Posted by: Anon | Monday, December 07, 2009 at 09:10 PM
Maybe this is just like David Bowie's Ziggy Stardust phase...
Posted by: Anonymous | Monday, March 15, 2010 at 05:38 AM
lil wayne fuckin sucks get off his nuts this line is stupid and the guy who says he is saying he is from a different planet because he is better stop over-thinking this idiocracy
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