"Tell the women in your family to suck my dick."
- Sheek Louch, Mighty D-Block
No one would deliver this message... ever.
"Hey mom, you know Sheek Louch?"
"No."
"Well, call Aunt Diane here's the deal..."
CUT TO: an establishing shot of a house. We can hear a mother screaming with disgust.
Filed under: SO crass and disrespectful
Posted by Chris D'Elia


I like how afraid of being gay this insult is. Im not a homo, I said tell the women in your family, I didnt want YOU to suck my dick. Hell nah. The women. Im a heterosexual man. Really. Really? Like, thats some hardcore paranoia that he needs to specify that he wants ladies to suck it. He should get a tattoo that says ladies only with an arrow pointing south.
Posted by: lunamorgan | Friday, June 26, 2009 at 10:58 PM
Wtf are you talking about, Luna? lol
Posted by: Virginia Slim | Thursday, August 27, 2009 at 01:08 PM
In my vision of this scenario, mom comes hom from work to find said message scrawled on the dry erase board on the fridge....hilarity ensues.
Posted by: Anonymous | Wednesday, October 28, 2009 at 07:06 PM
NOTE: This is the kind of thing that would not go down well in a job-interview situation when they say, "Anything you'd like to ask us?"
Posted by: CheGandhiJesus | Sunday, January 24, 2010 at 02:25 PM
NOTE: This is also a bad thing to say if you're a freedom-fighter facing a firing squad and a general asks you, "Any last requests? Or final words?"
Posted by: CheGandhiJesus | Sunday, May 30, 2010 at 03:13 PM