Saturday, June 27, 2009

#359


"Only know one way to be. That's the dog..."

AND...

"I know how to chase a cat up in the tree."

- DMX, Where The Hood At

I get the whole dog analogy. But DMX, you're not actually a real dog. So please... just stop being fucking dorky.

The only thing you really have in common with a dog is that you both don't know how to correctly put on a shirt.

Filed under: DMX is kind of just a fucking dork

9 comments:

  1. Weirdest thing...my boss's girlfriend's poodle just impersonated a federal agent at an airport.

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  2. Haha, definitely been waiting for this one for a LOOOONG time. DMX is not only dumb as a rock, some of his lyrics make no sense, and he's also exTREMEly homophobic

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  4. the analogy was hot when it came out. everything in rap dies fast, what else did you expect?

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  5. Taken way out of context...he said this during an interview to become a firefighter.

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