"I fucks pianos."
- Rick Ross, Pushing Keys
Posted by Chris Macho
Thursday, July 02, 2009
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"I fucks pianos."
- Rick Ross, Pushing Keys
Posted by Chris Macho
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Wow. Your response was quite appropriate.
Posted by: Anonymous | Wednesday, July 01, 2009 at 11:21 PM
LOL no commentary but still tagged it up. word.
Posted by: Anonymous | Wednesday, July 01, 2009 at 11:28 PM
LOLZ. Fucking LOLZ LOLZ LOLZ.
Posted by: Anonymous | Thursday, July 02, 2009 at 02:11 AM
Brilliant, I much prefer this blog without commentary
Posted by: Anonymous | Thursday, July 02, 2009 at 02:35 PM
Seriously, just keep the whole blog like this no need to say any more, the lyrics speak for themselves
Posted by: harveyjames | Thursday, July 02, 2009 at 02:38 PM
YES keep up this no commentary posting and i wont have to make snackssanshit.comGOOD JOB
Posted by: daphaknee | Thursday, July 02, 2009 at 05:03 PM
Fuck that, you guys are too funny to quit the commentary.
Posted by: fckaduck | Thursday, July 02, 2009 at 05:36 PM
I dig the commentary...
Posted by: josh | Thursday, July 02, 2009 at 08:22 PM
yah, i love the commentary for most, but some just speak for themselves
Posted by: Hart | Thursday, July 02, 2009 at 10:25 PM
See, I MISS the commentary. I can laugh at shit all I want on my own. I poach the site FOR the comments, dammit.
Posted by: Mollena | Monday, July 06, 2009 at 10:04 AM
*dead* at the would hurt so bad tag
Posted by: Ruby | Monday, July 06, 2009 at 12:22 PM
Lose the commentary.
Posted by: Anonymous | Saturday, August 15, 2009 at 09:07 AM
OFFICER RICK!!!!!
Posted by: Anonymous | Sunday, October 25, 2009 at 10:05 AM
Thats why he is the boss. He shows those pianos whats up.
Posted by: Anonymous | Wednesday, October 28, 2009 at 07:04 PM
The funny thing is, the next line is "I rape the drums".
Posted by: ADSF | Friday, January 08, 2010 at 09:18 PM
I'd be interested to know what he'd do to a guitar.
Posted by: Anonymous | Thursday, January 21, 2010 at 11:10 AM
Well... what commentary COULD they give that. What can one say?
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...How?
Posted by: CheGandhiJesus | Sunday, January 24, 2010 at 03:53 PM
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
I also died at "would hurt so bad"
Posted by: AKUO | Tuesday, June 22, 2010 at 07:20 PM
Can you imagine the *noise* the piano would make? Some kind of crashing sound as his fat, black, naked body thrusts back & forth, sprawled over it with sweat glistening off his body?!! X(
I'll tell you what, this SHOULD be called: ifuckspianos.com
Because this was just EPIC. You'd be running the risk however of attracting the only two other people in the world who have the same fetish as Rick Ross.
Posted by: CheGandhiJesus | Saturday, August 28, 2010 at 10:24 AM
The other two people being an Austrian emo kid, who's into Beethoven & the Nazis and also lived in the same neighbourhood as Josef Fritzl. And an Indian piano removal man in New Dehli. He'd recently been dumped by his girlfriend before having his accident at work; his dick ended up getting tangled in the strings. After that he became addicted, there was no going back, nothing could ever give him the same feeling of sexual excitement ever again.
Apart from those two dudes and Rick Ross, no-one else in the world, not even among the most sick, weird, mentally-ill and fucking depraved perverts & serial killers, would EVER EVER attempt having sex with a piano, let alone IMAGINE such a concept. How the hell does Rick Ross' mind work? "I fucks pianos" I just never knew this sentence could possibly exist!!! It takes a very specific kind of talent to create such a bizarre image using words. The visual impact is also helped by how proud of himself he looks in the photo and his use of "fucks" rather than "fuck". Classic S&S Post. Absolute gem they found! It has brought so much happiness into the world, Well Done. =) XD
Posted by: CheGandhiJesus | Saturday, August 28, 2010 at 10:35 AM
Seriously, just keep the whole blog like this no need to say any more, the lyrics speak for themselves
Posted by: birkenstock online shop | Monday, May 23, 2011 at 01:07 AM
The other two people being an Austrian emo kid, who's into Beethoven & the Nazis and also lived in the same neighbourhood as Josef Fritzl. And an Indian piano removal man in New Dehli. He'd recently been dumped by his girlfriend before having his accident at work; his dick ended up getting tangled in the strings. After that he became addicted, there was no going back, nothing could ever give him the same feeling of sexual excitement ever again.
Apart from those two dudes and Rick Ross, no-one else in the world, not even among the most sick, weird, mentally-ill and fucking depraved perverts & serial killers, would EVER EVER attempt having sex with a piano, let alone IMAGINE such a concept. How the hell does Rick Ross' mind work? "I fucks pianos" I just never knew this sentence could possibly exist!!! It takes a very specific kind of talent to create such a bizarre image using words. The visual impact is also helped by how proud of himself he looks in the photo and his use of "fucks" rather than "fuck". Classic S&S Post. Absolute gem they found! It has brought so much happiness into the world, Well Done. =) XD
Posted by: birkenstock online shop | Monday, May 23, 2011 at 01:07 AM