Thursday, July 2, 2009


"Make your chest look just like some pizza."
- Pharrell, Already Platinum by Slim Thug

So, you're going to shoot me and I'm going to have holes in my chest and those holes are going to look like pepperoni... ?

This is kind of... a stretch.

Filed under: Not gangster


  1. pepper-owned-i

  2. People use this metaphor a lot. Like pizza face. Anything kind of brutal and gory can be likened to pizza without people saying "Huh? Pizza? I don't get it, are his eyeballs supposed to be like bbq chicken and his zits like little corn bits?" No. Moist, red and orange shit looks like gore.

    You guys need to either listen to more rap that's worse or just cut it out because you're out of ideas. Shit.

  3. Who cares about how good/bad using pizza as a metaphor for how his victim's chest would look like....the guy is such an obvious poseur. I mean, look at him. I doubt very much that this weakling has ever even held a water gun, let alone the real deal.
    Plus whe has rapping about killing people become so popular? Gimme Public Enemy, RunDMC and the Beastie Boys anyday over this tripe.

  4. I think he got his lyric from an episode of The Sopranos.

  5. Maybe he is going to shoot him full of steroids, which after prolonged use can cause horrible acne on the chest, which would look like pizza.