"Know a nigga healthy 'cause my Cutlass look like carrot juice."
- Young Dro, Man in the Trunk
Young Dro's Doctor: So let's make this easy. No need for a physical. Where's your garage?
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ReplyDeleteI'm not actually sure I completely understand this one.
ReplyDeleteCandy Orange Paint on the Chevy Cutlass... Cutlass look like Carrot Juice
ReplyDelete^^^"Ok Mr. Dro, we ran a few tests and it looks like you have the swine flu"
ReplyDelete"But... my Cutlass"
"Yes, I've been meaning to talk to you about this... Mr. Dro, you DO REALIZE that your cars and the colors you paint them make no difference whatsoever on your health and *cut off*"
"Nah, nah... I need more cars. Old school chevy like some strawberry lemonade, thought oughtta do the trick"
-- going to die
I had an Oldsmobile Cutles station wagon green as broccoli, and I feel healthy than a muffucka.
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