Sunday, July 12, 2009

#365

"They know I got that broccoli, so I keep that glock on me."
- Young Jeezy, Put On

Not sure what's better... calling your stash broccoli or making it rhyme with "glock on me".

14 comments:

  1. One update in 6 days, and it's this? Oh, what once used to be..

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  2. yeah, yall kinda fell off with the updates but i'll chalk it up to you guys being busy.

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  3. I suppose it's no worse then referring to smoking weed, as "smoking trees" It makes just about as much sense.

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  4. Sorry I've been so busy. I'm back on it this week.

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  5. Wow... This entry is just terrible. I'm no Young Jeezy fan at all, but "broccoli" is a fairly common term and the rhyme is pretty good. This sounds like a comment my grandpa might make.

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  6. The "too healthy" tag is hilarious

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  7. I just don't understand why the "new thing" is to refer to everything as a vegetable. I mean "broccoli" "lettuce"... so I know that's only two but I bet it's just the tip of the iceberg my friends.

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  8. tip of the iceberg... LETTUCE?

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  9. POSEURRR!!!!! (But I guess that could apply to just about every rap artist on here)

    Metal > Rap

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  10. brocolli = weed. duh

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  11. ... and I'll file this post under "blog author is trying way too hard" and "sounds like grandpa"

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  12. Not sure if you have ever heard of simile/metaphor/symbolism. Lyrics obviously use many words which represent something else, or use a word to describe something. Broccoli is green, so is cash, therefore your small brain can make the connection that broccoli represents cash.

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  13. I like the idea of using green vegetables as euphemisms for everyday items. But shouldn't you choose a vegetable that really represents the item? Like should one call weed, say, 'spinach', as it's both a leaf? I've been calling dick 'asparagus' for years now.

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  14. Damn nigga's.. Yall keep changing your slang words to keep us white folk so far above you. Damn.

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