Sunday, July 12, 2009

#366

"All black Maybach, I'm sitting in the asshole."
- Lil Wayne, Maybach Music 2 by Rick Ross

This is a really bad description of sitting in a car. And when I say bad, I mean terrible. In fact, there's really only one way to say you're sitting in a car, and it's not "I'm sitting in the asshole."

Filed under: Doesn't know how to use words to say something / Bad around children / Crass for no reason

18 comments:

  1. internetthuggin101July 12, 2009 at 5:36 PM

    oh snap, I suggested this one!!! lol I'm sure i wasn't the only one though... it's quickly becominin an infamous lyric

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  2. Reminds me of this gem:

    "Young, black, and famous, with money hanging out the anus."
    Mase

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  3. "Sittin in the asshole" means he is da shit

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  4. ^^^^
    He has come up with numerous ways to do this. Although it usually comes off of as being a shit, not the shit.

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  5. OMG, does his belt buckle read: "RAPE"?!

    On a side not does anyone else notice that fully 100% of these rappers are way bigger poseurs than the hair metal bands of the 80's?
    At least hair metal musicians would get a girl's consent before sex.

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  6. This site is the whitest shit I've ever seen

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  7. its BAPE douchebag.
    i agree about whitesite too

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  8. This site is stupid

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  9. BAPE stands for Black Ape, also his keeper didn't have time to pull his pants up before the photo.

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  10. When he invites his friends for a ride, he says "Wanna take a ride in ma asshole, dog?"

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  11. BAPE stands for Bathing Ape, dipshit.

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  12. I'll have to agree with the comments about this being the whitest site ever. At least know your enemy, douchebags.

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  13. Sorry, it looked like "BAPE" but since "BAPE" isn't a REAL FUCKING WORD, I figured it couldn't be "BAPE". Being familiar only with words you'd find in a dictionary and not on some grade 3 chalkboard in Harlem I assumed it was "rape".
    So sue me for not knowing made up words.
    Ebonics is running your race into the toilet. Try English for a change and stop looking in trees for leprechauns.

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  14. BAPE is a brand dumbass. It's also a Japanese brand, so your statement just looks ignorant and racist. Get out the house and off the internet.

    But as far as the song lyrics are concerned, I do believe sitting in the asshole does make him "the shit".

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  15. HAHAH, you people talking about how this site is so "white," get an education. It doesn't make you look better to insult people who actually know how to speak English. Most of these rappers need to actually learn to use real words.

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