Wednesday, July 15, 2009

#370


"Suck a nigga dick or somethin'. Suck a nigga dick or somethin'. Suck a nigga dick or somethin'. Suck a nigga dick or somethin'."
- Juicy J, Slob On My Knob by Three 6 Mafia

Frankly, I think the best thing to remember when ordering people around like this is to just try and stick to your guns and to keep your confidence up in your own plan.

If we took a poll, I think most people would choose "Or something" over the first option.

Filed under: Insecure/Bad team leader

4 comments:

  1. And the Oscar goes to...

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  2. Not only does the "or something," keep him from getting the answer he wants, it just lacks confidence. Or it's really apathetic, like he can't decide if he wants a blow job or not. Like, "I dunno, you could suck my dick...or something, man, I don't care. You can suck my dick or like, go bowling, I don't give a damn, man." Which means he's just feeling down, because pretty much everyone like oral sex.

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  3. I know that when I'm given the aforementioned options, I always choose 'sucking dick' because it's the only choice that is clearly delineated.

    What?

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  4. Seems like it might have worked out for him a time or two.

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