"I exchange V-cards with the retards."
- Mack Maine, Every Girl by Lil Wayne
This shouldn't be a sentence that has been said, but I guess it happened now, so...
Filed under: YIKES
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
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Amazing! I was about to send this one in. RIDICULOUS!
Posted by: Jason | Wednesday, July 22, 2009 at 06:13 AM
Why is he randomly holding a shoe?
Posted by: Anonymous | Thursday, July 23, 2009 at 09:30 AM
Also, can you exchange a v-card? I thought it was something that you couldnt get back...
Posted by: Margot | Thursday, July 23, 2009 at 11:23 AM
Its funny, you guys just got outsmarted by lil wayne. A vCard is a file that you can send from cell phone to cell phone containing a contact. Send me joes number ok, sending you the vcard
Posted by: Anonymous | Sunday, August 09, 2009 at 01:54 PM
ok...but still...why would you do that?
Posted by: Jgerbs | Sunday, August 09, 2009 at 06:23 PM
There truly is not a dumber photo on the internet.
Posted by: Chris D'Elia | Wednesday, August 12, 2009 at 06:10 PM
Every lyric in Every Girl song is comedy gold.
Posted by: Harley | Saturday, August 29, 2009 at 11:29 PM
i like this line
Posted by: Anonymous | Friday, September 18, 2009 at 08:36 AM
Right. So far we have had strong proof that rappers are misogynistic, homophobic, racist, violent, sexually deviant, poorly educated and downright immature.
We can now add prejudiced towards the disabled, to that lovely honour roll.
Posted by: CheGandhiJesus | Sunday, January 24, 2010 at 04:13 PM
I forgot to mention materialist, insane, obsessed with space travel and completely out-of-touch with reality altogether. But these attributes that rappers are demonstrating are good examples to us humans. If we basically do the opposite of whatever they do, we'll be fine.
I also forgot to mention talentless or rather, lacking any artistic (or even entertainment) value whatsoever. This list could really go on & on.
Posted by: CheGandhiJesus | Sunday, January 24, 2010 at 04:17 PM