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The description on this one is pretty lame. Coulda done more with it.
Posted by: Anonymous | Thursday, July 23, 2009 at 12:18 AM
Yeah, I didnt spit out my food laughing at this one like I usually do on this blog. I DEMAND A REFUND.
Posted by: dshackelford | Thursday, July 23, 2009 at 12:27 AM
gotta agree with the first two guys... i dont get this one. by the way, is it the first female post?
Posted by: internetthuggin101 | Thursday, July 23, 2009 at 12:28 AM
Well beter late than pregnant...
Posted by: Dr. Zoidberg | Thursday, July 23, 2009 at 05:25 AM
HAHA. I love it. filed under: see ya.hahaha. amazing. you guys rock
Posted by: Aaron | Thursday, July 23, 2009 at 05:42 AM
Way ahead of ya man?
Posted by: mushr00m | Thursday, July 23, 2009 at 09:51 AM
Okay am I the only one to notice this b*tch has a size Shaq shoe??!?!!?!?
Posted by: Nick Nayme | Thursday, July 23, 2009 at 05:51 PM
Oh my shit, that is a large shoe.@internetthuggin101 - no its not the first female post.
Posted by: mthafcka i'm ill | Thursday, July 23, 2009 at 08:29 PM
Woudnt 2008 be late...seeing as how this songs release was...2009? hmm
Posted by: Anonymous | Monday, July 27, 2009 at 02:43 AM
Looked at her shoes and her feets was, real long....
Posted by: theeastbaykid | Monday, July 27, 2009 at 05:37 PM
WOW!!! i feel so slow right now lol, i think i just got this post guys. Is this post the nail in the coffin of Snacksandshit???
Posted by: Anonymous | Tuesday, July 28, 2009 at 08:02 AM
the sad part is that Im sure she was VERY proud of herself for that line...
Posted by: Jr Deputy Accountant | Friday, August 07, 2009 at 12:58 AM
No one else seems to think so, but your response was perfect.
Posted by: hesperus | Monday, August 10, 2009 at 10:21 AM
Yea what is a 3008 anyway? Is she saying shes 1000 years ahead of everybody in 2008?
Posted by: Anonymous | Monday, August 10, 2009 at 11:19 AM
Shes hiding a mini time machine in those camel boots.
Posted by: Iggy | Friday, August 14, 2009 at 02:27 PM
worst line in history
Posted by: Anonymous | Friday, September 18, 2009 at 08:36 AM
She doesnt have to be smart, shes the token white chick...
Posted by: Anonymous | Wednesday, October 28, 2009 at 07:06 AM
I would love her to rub her amazon pelt all over my tapered blue jeans.
After that I would drink her piss out of an empty mayonnaise jar, smoke a cigarette and call my nana.
Posted by: WhiteBoyBrownAss | Friday, December 11, 2009 at 09:51 PM
Filed Under: Not True/This Didn't Happen
Admittedly there are problems with the Gregorian Calender System, but I don't think Fergie can just make up new years in her system. And I'm pretty sure she can't travel through time so... she is just really uncool in every way. In fact, Fergie is older than humanity's awareness of the concept of Time itself.
Posted by: CheGandhiJesus | Sunday, January 24, 2010 at 04:23 PM
this is like making fun of a child with down syndrome. Yes, Fergie is terrible but what kind of a person makes fun of actual retarded people?
Posted by: Mike_in_Shanghai | Saturday, June 12, 2010 at 10:32 AM
3008 to me means she is ahead of her time as in the future. I don't find the lyric ridiculous. It is brilliant! Look how many people get it and buy their music!
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