Sunday, August 2, 2009
I live by two words, "Fuck you, pay me".
- Kanye West, Two Words
Okay, so first of all... this saying is four words long. So you're an idiot.
But assuming you just mean you live by the words "Fuck you" because those are the first two words you say after "I live by two words"... then I'm pretty sure that soon you will have almost no friends because this is a shitty way to live.
Kanye's friend: "Hey dude, let's go grab a slice."
Kanye: "Fuck you, pay me.
(Kanye's friend in silence)
Kanye: "Sorry bro, you know how I live."
Yeah... Kanye. Soon your life is going to be worse if you keep this up.
Filed under: Most disrespectful way to live / asshole