Sunday, August 2, 2009


I live by two words, "Fuck you, pay me".
- Kanye West, Two Words

Okay, so first of all... this saying is four words long. So you're an idiot.

But assuming you just mean you live by the words "Fuck you" because those are the first two words you say after "I live by two words"... then I'm pretty sure that soon you will have almost no friends because this is a shitty way to live.

Kanye's friend: "Hey dude, let's go grab a slice."
Kanye: "Fuck you, pay me.
(Kanye's friend in silence)
Kanye: "Sorry bro, you know how I live."

Yeah... Kanye. Soon your life is going to be worse if you keep this up.

Filed under: Most disrespectful way to live / asshole


  1. Kanye's total inability to adhere to the "Two Words" philosophy of "Two Words" makes me laugh every time I listen to it.

  2. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! If ONLY my friends said "hey dude, lets go grab a slice.." my life would be so much more hilarious and awesome.

  3. If fuckin Kanye could stop himself from saying more than just two words, I would fuckin pay him!

  4. two words: "gay fish".

  5. maybe by two words he means the first and last word, which would be "Fuck me." If so, Kanye would still be a totally ass.

  6. p.s. there should be one less adverb and one more adjective in that last sentence

  7. I hope my comment on your facebook page had something to do with

  8. Am I the only one who thinks his shirt says "COLESLAW" in that picture?

  9. Yes, yes you are. Why? Because it says "COLLEGE" and looks nothing like "COLESLAW."

  10. A.R.E. Weapons have a song called "Fuck You, Pay Me" on their self-titled record, which was released in 2003. So not only does Kanye live by just "two words," he lives by "two words" that he stole from another band. What a douche.

  11. Didn't Jay-Z have a whole skit after one of his songs where he talks about how Jay-Z's philosophy of management is "fuck you, pay me" before you can't pay and you blow up a store or something? "Money, Cash, Hoes" I think. 1998.

    Yeah, folks. Originality, please?

  12. Fools, it's from GoodFellas.

  13. Yung Joc: "Ayo Kanye, can I borrow another g-note on top of the c-note I already owe you?"
    Kanye: "Fuck you, pay me"

    Works for me.

  14. Also, in 50 Cent's "How to Rob", he says:
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    Fuck You, Pay Me
    Had his brat with him
    shoulda had his gat with him...

    And that's from... 2000?

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