"There was Brenda, Leticia, Linda, Felicia, Dawn, LeShaun, Ines, and Alicia, Teresa, Monica, Sharron, Nicki, Lisa, Veronica, Karen, Vicky, Cookie, well I met her in a ice cream parlor... Tanya, Diane, Lori and Carla, Marina, Selena, Katrina, Sabrina, about three Kims, Latoya, and Tina, Shelley, Bridget, Kathy, Rasheeda, Kelly, Nicole, Angel, Juanita, Stacy, Tracie, Ronna, and Rhonda, Donna, Yolanda, Tawana, and Wanda..."
- DMX, What These Bitches Want
Everyone at the BBQ: "GET TO THE FUCKIN' POOOINT!!!!"
Filed under: Worst storyteller / Just naming girls and saying "ice cream parlor"
Posted by Chris D'Elia
Also a good way to shanked by an angry woman salty about being included in this list. Esp. one of the three Kims.
Posted by: Ruby | Monday, August 03, 2009 at 10:14 AM
Lou Begas probably jealous
Posted by: Anonymous | Monday, August 03, 2009 at 11:57 AM
LMAO!!!!! this was a good one
Posted by: internetthuggin101 | Monday, August 03, 2009 at 05:15 PM
So what is this, a list of all the women that have filed harassment charges/restraining orders against crazy ass DMX?
Posted by: Cdawg | Wednesday, August 05, 2009 at 01:38 AM
Also filed under: must have some STD.
Posted by: Ronald Rios | Thursday, August 06, 2009 at 06:11 AM
if my name was Cookie Id eat myself.
Posted by: Anonymous | Thursday, August 06, 2009 at 05:08 PM
LeShaun is a man, just sayin
Posted by: Anonymous | Saturday, August 08, 2009 at 12:02 PM
He probably didnt know that LeShaun was a man at the time, and when he found out, the origins of his abuse charges came into the light.
Posted by: Anonymous | Wednesday, August 12, 2009 at 02:10 PM
I would like to make love to you based on this post alone. Everyone at the BBQ. Freaking comical.
Posted by: Logan | Wednesday, August 12, 2009 at 05:46 PM
I feel an episode of Maury coming out of this. . . DMX, you ARE the father! *i-told-you-so ensues*
Posted by: Corpus Christie | Thursday, August 13, 2009 at 08:18 AM
All of those chicks would be seen eating chitlins at the bbq--except Shelley. Shelley had to go to temple for the sabbath and eat challah with her friends Yehuda and Moishe.
Posted by: Iggy | Friday, August 14, 2009 at 02:08 PM
total thievery of tribe called quest lyrics anyway
Posted by: Anonymous | Monday, August 17, 2009 at 11:19 PM
I need to get me one of those baby-name books and drop some sweet ass rhymes.
Posted by: Anonymous | Wednesday, October 28, 2009 at 06:50 PM
More importantly...who the fuck says 'ice cream parlour'?
Posted by: REALLY? | Thursday, November 26, 2009 at 04:13 PM
-Knock Knock
-Who's there?
-Well...
He's just listing names!!! Reminds of the "Top 60 Ghetto Black Names" on YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCdmiZyyGjQ
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Posted by: cheap jordan 11 | Friday, September 16, 2011 at 07:38 PM
Black girls
White girls
Skinny girls
Fat girls
Tall girls
Small girls
I'm callin' all girls
Take a lesson DMX...sometimes it's better to summarize. Eminem consolidated his girls into categories when the list got to be too long. When you're trying to handle that many bitches, eventually you're gonna fuck up and you'll probably get shanked, just like Ruby said.
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