Monday, August 3, 2009

#378

"There was Brenda, Leticia, Linda, Felicia, Dawn, LeShaun, Ines, and Alicia, Teresa, Monica, Sharron, Nicki, Lisa, Veronica, Karen, Vicky, Cookie, well I met her in a ice cream parlor... Tanya, Diane, Lori and Carla, Marina, Selena, Katrina, Sabrina, about three Kims, Latoya, and Tina, Shelley, Bridget, Kathy, Rasheeda, Kelly, Nicole, Angel, Juanita, Stacy, Tracie, Ronna, and Rhonda, Donna, Yolanda, Tawana, and Wanda..."
- DMX, What These Bitches Want

Everyone at the BBQ: "GET TO THE FUCKIN' POOOINT!!!!"

Filed under: Worst storyteller / Just naming girls and saying "ice cream parlor"

18 comments:

  1. Also a good way to shanked by an angry woman salty about being included in this list. Esp. one of the three Kims.

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  2. Lou Bega's probably jealous

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  3. internetthuggin101August 3, 2009 at 5:15 PM

    LMAO!!!!! this was a good one

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  4. So what is this, a list of all the women that have filed harassment charges/restraining orders against crazy ass DMX?

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  5. Also filed under: must have some STD.

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  6. if my name was Cookie I'd eat myself.

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  7. LeShaun is a man, just sayin

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  8. He probably didn't know that LeShaun was a man at the time, and when he found out, the origins of his abuse charges came into the light.

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  9. I would like to make love to you based on this post alone. "Everyone at the BBQ." Freaking comical.

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  10. I feel an episode of Maury coming out of this. . .

    DMX, you ARE the father! *i-told-you-so ensues*

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  11. All of those chicks would be seen eating chitlins at the bbq--except Shelley. Shelley had to go to temple for the sabbath and eat challah with her friends Yehuda and Moishe.

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  12. total thievery of tribe called quest lyrics anyway

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  13. I need to get me one of those baby-name books and drop some sweet ass rhymes.

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