"There was Brenda, Leticia, Linda, Felicia, Dawn, LeShaun, Ines, and Alicia, Teresa, Monica, Sharron, Nicki, Lisa, Veronica, Karen, Vicky, Cookie, well I met her in a ice cream parlor... Tanya, Diane, Lori and Carla, Marina, Selena, Katrina, Sabrina, about three Kims, Latoya, and Tina, Shelley, Bridget, Kathy, Rasheeda, Kelly, Nicole, Angel, Juanita, Stacy, Tracie, Ronna, and Rhonda, Donna, Yolanda, Tawana, and Wanda..."
- DMX, What These Bitches Want
Everyone at the BBQ: "GET TO THE FUCKIN' POOOINT!!!!"
Filed under: Worst storyteller / Just naming girls and saying "ice cream parlor"
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Also a good way to shanked by an angry woman salty about being included in this list. Esp. one of the three Kims.
ReplyDeleteLou Bega's probably jealous
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!!! this was a good one
ReplyDeleteSo what is this, a list of all the women that have filed harassment charges/restraining orders against crazy ass DMX?
ReplyDeleteAlso filed under: must have some STD.
ReplyDeleteif my name was Cookie I'd eat myself.
ReplyDeleteLeShaun is a man, just sayin
ReplyDeleteHe probably didn't know that LeShaun was a man at the time, and when he found out, the origins of his abuse charges came into the light.
ReplyDeleteI would like to make love to you based on this post alone. "Everyone at the BBQ." Freaking comical.
ReplyDeleteI feel an episode of Maury coming out of this. . .
ReplyDeleteDMX, you ARE the father! *i-told-you-so ensues*
All of those chicks would be seen eating chitlins at the bbq--except Shelley. Shelley had to go to temple for the sabbath and eat challah with her friends Yehuda and Moishe.
ReplyDeletetotal thievery of tribe called quest lyrics anyway
ReplyDeleteI need to get me one of those baby-name books and drop some sweet ass rhymes.
ReplyDelete