Wednesday, August 12, 2009

#385

"Is that your ass or your mama half-reindeer?"
- Nelly, Shake Ya Tailfeather

Uh, good guess... but it's her ass. When would it ever be the second thing?

Filed under: Worst pickup line of all time

14 comments:

  1. "Shake Ya Tailfeather" might be the most nonsensical thing Nelly's ever been involved with. I like when Murphy lee claims to be a thundercat.

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  2. l think its 'is your momma HALF raindeer'

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  3. @Sam:

    Don't forget Nelly's a sucker for "manicured toes" Apparently, he's attracted to monkey-like women.

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  4. Filed under: not mutually exclusive, confused about species

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  5. I actually have some friends in Canada that are into beastiality...this line is probably thrown around daily up there.

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  6. Nevermind that Murphy Lee goes almost immediately for the Voltron reference - I just love the fact that he follows it up by rhyming it with "mow lawns" and "gohans."

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  7. This song makes me happy in so many ways. The completely insane lyrics are just one.

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  8. Plus...if her mama WAS half-reindeer, it would still be her ass that he was inquiring about. I so agree about the "not mutually exclusive" file label.

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  9. My whole life, I wondered what that lyric was. Now I dont want to ever listen to the song again because I hate it. Half reindeer?

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  10. This almost sounds like he could have stolen it from the ladies man.

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  11. I wanted to thank you for this great Post!!

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  12. Highly descriptive post, I enjoyed that bit. Will there be a part 2?

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  13. This will be cool go for it I will use it. Thank You

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