Wednesday, August 12, 2009


"Is that your ass or your mama half-reindeer?"
- Nelly, Shake Ya Tailfeather

Uh, good guess... but it's her ass. When would it ever be the second thing?

Filed under: Worst pickup line of all time


  1. "Shake Ya Tailfeather" might be the most nonsensical thing Nelly's ever been involved with. I like when Murphy lee claims to be a thundercat.

  2. l think its 'is your momma HALF raindeer'

  3. @Sam:

    Don't forget Nelly's a sucker for "manicured toes" Apparently, he's attracted to monkey-like women.

  4. Filed under: not mutually exclusive, confused about species

  5. I actually have some friends in Canada that are into beastiality...this line is probably thrown around daily up there.

  6. Nevermind that Murphy Lee goes almost immediately for the Voltron reference - I just love the fact that he follows it up by rhyming it with "mow lawns" and "gohans."

  7. This song makes me happy in so many ways. The completely insane lyrics are just one.

  8. Plus...if her mama WAS half-reindeer, it would still be her ass that he was inquiring about. I so agree about the "not mutually exclusive" file label.

  9. My whole life, I wondered what that lyric was. Now I dont want to ever listen to the song again because I hate it. Half reindeer?

  10. This almost sounds like he could have stolen it from the ladies man.

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