Wednesday, August 12, 2009

#387


"Got 10 bathrooms. I could shit all day."
- Lil Wayne, We Be Steady Mobbin

Here's an example of a line that starts kind of cool (I guess), but then ends up turning into an intense session of trying to acquire really bad hemorrhoids.

Houseguest: Where the fuck is Lil Wayne?
Lil Wayne (calling out from the background): "Gimme til tomorrow!"

Filed under: Would just be so bad for your asshole / worst houseguest

22 comments:

  1. He needs to keep away from the queso

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  2. Perfect pic for these lyrics!

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  3. You really only need one bathroom to shit all day. Im confused what the other nine are for.

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  4. Well, you need at least a couple for a change of scene from day to day. Then, you need to be able to offer any guests the opportunity to shit all day if they so choose. It's only polite. Finally, if someone's been shitting all day, you damn sure aren't too excited to go in that bathroom once that guy comes out of it, right? You need backups.

    See, once you get to thinking about it, you can actually come up with lots of reasons to have 10 bathrooms.

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  5. If you ate Birdman's asshole as much as he does, you would be shitting all day too. That thing must be swampy as the gators on his feet.

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  6. Lil' Wayne should take a break from shitting in bathrooms, and shit directly in the mouths of people who say he's "the greatest rapper of all time."

    They'd love it, because they love terrible music.

    It's a win-win.

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  7. Maybe I'm being obtuse, but couldn't one just shit all day in just ONE bathroom?

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  8. I'd like to have a little camera in lil wayne's room so i could watch the writing process. Like when he sits down and decides on lyrics like these, is he passing over worse ones? What is his notebook filled with?

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  9. ^Well, considering he spends all day shitting. I think it's safe to assume that he comes up with these lyrics while sitting on the toilet. So, are you sure you'd like to have a camera recording his writing process?

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  10. "I don't write shit cuz I don't got time."

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  11. This website is only funny to stupid white kids who don't take the time to understand the context behind what rappers are saying. The line previous to this would explain why he's saying what he's saying but no one who finds this website funny would care.

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  12. what is this song called? when wayne says if i had 10 toilets i could shit all day

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  13. 10 bathrooms, big fuckin house, youd get why he says that too, if u people actually listened to tha song

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  14. Hahahah this song is still pretty good though.

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