#388

"Diarrhea on you niggas like Niagara Falls."
- Gorilla Zoe, Shit On 'Em

Hey Gorilla Zoe, you're immature. Above: Gorilla Zoe trying to actually diarrhea like Niagara Falls.

Filed under: Worst flu / so immature



Posted by Chris Macho   

Comments

[Anonymous]

This comment is more of an in general not pertaining to the topic at hand. However, come on? really? You guys honestly sit around listening for quotes from rap songs so you can blog about how shitty they are. And you come up with the very original comments of really immature and the classic Kanye is an asshole. Theres a few inherent problems with this. One, half the lyrics you use are out of context which will make anything sound ridiculous. For instance when a buddy and I were contemplating the physics behind DADV (google it.) Any part of that conversation taken out of context would be twice as ridiculous. My second problem is that the main purpose of this website is for a bunch of people that are clearly not fans of hip hop to come together in a bashing of lyrics. which would be cool if it wasnt just your pathetic attempts at bettering yourselves by belittling those living the life you so desperately wish to live yourselves. Dont worry maybe some day when your sitting naked at home by yourself your blog will make it big and you too can rise to prominence.....but dont bet on it. Maybe just get a job.....move out of your moms basement. baby steps.

[Anonymous]

Damn. And the haterade gets poured all over this site, yet again. I never understand why people such as this cant just step aside and keep their mouths shut. Didnt anyone tell you you didnt HAVE to come here and read whats being said?That glaringly obvious point aside, my biggest problem with haters is that they never admit who they are, they just smugly bust out with all sorts of fucked up comments, hiding behind their anonymity. Real brave, dude. And just so youre aware, I would guess that a lot of the people that comment here (as well as the creators) really do love hip-hop, we just gotta laugh at the silly shit some rappers say. I mean... COME ON NOW... youre going to come out with that critique on this site and the Chrises in defense of Diarrhea on you niggas like Niagara Falls.?? Really??A piece of advice: just fucking laugh along with everybody else! Last time I checked, no rapper on this Earth needed or asked you to defend their honor or their lyrics. C

[a]

I love rap so much that I laugh at the lyrics! Ha. Thanks for having a great site. Keep those hater blockers off...and yeah about the song..He needs some meds for his shitting problems...maybe he can go to lil waynes house.. haha

[Anonymous]

Why the fuck would you ever wanna live like these fucking low life rappers? Id rather be in college (like I am, not in my mothers basement) and get a real respectable job, and live like a civilized human being. I read this blog every day and laugh at the bastardization of the english language by these guys who just babble on about shooting people and getting head and other shit. Its not an art.

[Marley]

My first hip hop record purchased was Run DMCs Raising Hell which was released in 1986, I think... ...prior to that I just listened to hip hop dubs that my friends and I made off of the radio or records we could lift from our older siblings. So I feel comfortable saying that Ive been a huge fan or hip hop for a very long time. (Lets put my early introduction to the ART form at 1983.)1000s of records, CDs tapes later - the only form of music I buy consistently is hip hop/rap.And I love this site because its witty and despite the fact that I have listened to and enjoyed almost every one of the tracks listed here.Get a sense of humor you fucking twat. (This post, obviously, is directed at the first anonymous poster - who is probably an evangelical awaiting the apocalypse and thus trying to round the rest of us into his/her misery.)

[Anonymous]

@first poster.. did you get some of teh diarrhea splashed on you last time you were kickin it wit yo favorite nigga Gorilla Zoe ?

[Leni Mex]

FIRST COMMENT GUY IN GEEK VOICE WHILE PUSHING HIS THICK BLACK GLASSES FURTHER UP HIS NOSE: Err, actually, my friend and I were discussing the err, physics of double anal slash double vaginal due to the err, distinct and scientific possibility that err, we may one day encounter someone of the female variety who will engage in sexual relations with us of their own volition and we were, err, therefore calculating the penis dimensions necessary to perform such an act on a woman with a vagina 2.5cm in diameter......

[Anonymous]

Anonymous #1: Suck a Chriss dick or somethin.

[Anonymous]

This comment is more of an in general not pertaining to the topic at hand. However, come on? really? Anon@1:35 spent probably 15 minutes of his life writing out that little epistle. He actually thought that telling us he and his friend were discussing physics would impress anyone with how smart he thinks he is (the google it is an especially condescending touch). My second problem is that he assumes his comment is clever, interesting, or profound, when it is actually pointing out something about the website that the owners/founders/writers openly admit to themselves.

[Anonymous]

lolcano @ these comments. CHICKEN POT PIE

[Chris D'Elia]

That first comment offered nothing new. We TRY and take lyrics out of context.See ya.We LOVE hip-hop and ARE NOT bashing it.See ya.I dont live with my mom.See ya.I do not wish I was a famous rapper at all. In fact, I am a successful young comedian and Im happy with my career and the way its going. (fuck DADV, google ME).See ya.

[Winiznayne]

Damn, that first guy is dumb. Oh, and by the way, using the in his mothers basement for bloggers is a really bad cliche used by Republican politicians.Oh, also, only Republican politicians and metal heads call it hip-hop. Everyone else says rap.

[Anonymous]

And for the RECORD, I do NOT live in my mommas basement, (my momma dont got a basement, this is California) I have my very own room!lol.C

[Anonymous]

Get em Chris.Leni Max, I pictured that square saying your comment and I almost shat out Niagara Falls dookie cuz I cracked so hard.Side note: Its typically referred to as DVDA, not DADV.See ya.

[Taz of Onmugen]

what the fucks with all the editorial length comment?

[Anonymous]

I love that the first commenter thinks a conversation about the physics of DVDA is an intellectual debate that would only sound ridiculous out of context. File under: Ridiculous regardless/you wish/doesnt help your point

[Anonymous]

we were testing the physics of DVDA when she got diarrhea on you niggas like Niagara Falls.there you go its all in context, and still filed under: so immature

[Anonymous]

Quite mustache shes got there our Zoe. Or is that a dirty sanchez shes got from her pimp boyfriend?

[Anonymous]

Two completely illogical fecal references back to back. Stay classy, SS.

[Michelle]

lol I came to this site and went right to gorilla zoe cause he has so many wack lyrics XD

[CheGandhiJesus]

"Diarrhea on you niggas like Niagara Falls."

OH GOD!!! X( That is a HORRIBLE image. Can you imagine that?

You just hear this thundering sound, miles above you. You slowly look up and see these gargantuan torrents of brown liquid (that's unsanitary to say the LEAST) enveloping the sky above you.

You TRY to run away, sure. But you can only run so far before you still get completely immersed in this Diarrhea. First of all you'll feel the spray, the first droplets splashing all over your face & head & clothes & body. The smell is overpowering and sets your nostrils alight in disgust. This however, is hardly even an introduction... it's just the preface.

The spray starts to get thicker & thicker, more powerful, more frequent. Pretty soon it's like rain. Picking up as a drizzle it rapidly builds into a torrential downpour which although overwhelming, cannot prepare you for what is to come. That is the thick body of brown, putrid human waste, thousands of metric tons of it that has been falling faster and faster towards the Earth. The forces of gravity crash it down on top of you at which point running becomes not only futile, but impossible.

You slip upon the wet shitty water that has gathered on the rocks beneath you. As you are swept off your feet you look up at your last sight in this world. You fight a painful gasp of terror, resist screaming and take a deep breath. No doubt the rank & vile stench will fill your lungs, not to mention droplets of the scutters pouring down your throat. You're then pinned to the ground by the torrential onslaught, knocking that last breath out of your pitiful body before you are subsumed by the brown darkness.

Your diaphragm is in piercing pain as thousands of metric tons of disgusting, infected anal water crushes your weak body. More and more of it pours down on top of you, burning your eyes, penetrating up your nostrils and into your mouth, genitals and anus. The colonic filth even forces its way down your throat and washes completely all over your body AND inside it, until it drags your body across the rocks. Your flesh scraping for miles & miles as the ass-piss gets into your wounds and stings them in pain. The only sound you can hear however is this water gushing around you, powering on relentless across the surface of the planet. But the sound, although loud and relentless, gradually fades due to the waste seeping into the surface of your very brain. Particles of shit pummel your body making you dirtier and dirtier than even your most horrific involuntary imaginings could ever predict.

But now the Diarrhea picks up speed... Your body is hurled upwards as you are pushed along in the fastest jet-stream of momentum within this massive body of bodily waste. Your insignificant body is swirled around in the midst of this gigantic mass. You are now infected with every possible disease known to humanity. You will never be found, not as if that would help you. There is no escaping this grizzly fate and there never was. Your body is too sick and you can feel it. As your limbs are flailed carelessly in all directions you are internally ripped apart. The bacteria in your body has rebelled against you. Bailing themselves out of this misery & madness they becomes maggots that eat you from the inside-out. You can feel them munching away as your brain runs out of oxygen. You can no longer hold your breath and your body jerks as the sharp pain of your heart shutting down the flow of blood wrenches your life away into inemittable Death. Your body stills twirls on until it tears itself apart and becomes one with this shit. The Runs that have caused this mayhem still rage on across the landscape and now you are part of it having deteriorated into the same disgusting matter. You have literally become shit.

...Damn! Gorilla Zoe is REALLY disgusting! :(

[ADSF]

I think the disgusting one is you, for making a six-paragraph explanation of what Niagara Falls diarrhea would be like.

[CheGandhiJesus]

Thank you. That was the joke.

Reductio in absurdum. I took the lyric to its most extreme. He shouldn't just throw it in like that, it IS a horrible image.

I don't know if you've ever read Twilight (rap music & Twilight; a natural Venn diagram, SO much overlap) but this was actually MUCH better written than that crock of shit.

[chanel bags]

A man may lead a horse to the water, but he cannot make it drink.

[air jordan]

oh it's so great！