Thursday, August 13, 2009

#389


"Gotta bomb red bitch that I call Al-Queada. She got some bomb-ass head and a bomb-ass cock."
- Killer Mike, In My City

--RECORD SCRATCH!!!
Producer: (Taking headphones off slowly) "Uhhh, yeah... Mike you wanna take that last part again? You know... the part where you kinda--"

Killer Mike: "Yeah, no I know... I don't-- heh-heh. I just... I don't know why I-- Let's just take it from the top, huh?"

Producer: "Yeah... good... umm... idea."

Filed under: Came out of the closet by admitting he has a transvestite fetish

13 comments:

  1. there is a LONG history of rappers using the word "cock" to describe a vagina... it makes no sense.

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  2. What the hell is a red bitch? A communist?

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  3. Long-distance high-five Chris... I love it when you post imaginary scenarios.

    I'm guessing the guy's talking about his car? Or his gun?

    Or maybe this rapper had his lyrics written by Eddie Murphy??

    LOL!!!

    C

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  4. You guys crack me up.

    Peace from Scotland

    @chrissthomson

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  5. He calls her Al-Queada?







    Dudes?

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  6. ^Yea, it might be Al Qaida to everyone else, but I would bet that to Killer Mike it's Al Queda.

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  7. Look up the difference between "transvestite" and "transgender."

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  8. Yeah, "cock" for "vagina" is actually a Black Southern thing. You don't hear it so much anymore, though.

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  9. see page 305 (cock as noun #6) at the following link, which notes that "cock" was (is?) US black/southern slang for vagina
    http://books.google.com/books?id=5GpLcC4a5fAC&pg=PA307&lpg=PA307&dq=cock+as+slang+for+vagina&source=bl&ots=2xiNP7emA2&sig=Pqt-T_6FykWPFb-ENLVfAH9e9Og&hl=en&ei=sX-FSqSgJJORtgfJm-CvCg&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=9#v=onepage&q=cock%20mainly%20black%20southern&f=false

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  10. Yes we at SAS were already well aware that "cock" means "vagina" in hip-hop culture.

    But thank you.

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  11. The volcano taco could be the spiciest taco ever.

    It's not confirmed...but it's possible.

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  12. bwaaahhhhh hahahaaahaaa!

    if "cock = vagina" then you all better start flying those rainbow flags, because you are either

    a: Kinky (= "like it up the ass, whoever's getting it" )
    b: Bisexual or Gay (like to give/get head and/or take it up the ass)
    c: a big ol SLUT

    why don't men be shameless and come out as the big ol sluts they are. you *know* you don't care whose doing it to you as long as the cost isn't too high. quit acting like we don't know.

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  13. Chris, you do funny/obtuse, and we'll do informative/pedantic. Deal?

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