"Young, black, and famous, with money hangin' out the anus."
- Diddy, Can't Nobody Hold Me Down by Diddy
Young? True.
Black? True.
Famous? True.
Money hanging out of his asshole? Nope!
In fact could you imagine if that's true?
Cashier: "Ummm... what is THAT?"
Diddy: "Funny you should ask. You know how I'm black, and famous?"
Cashier: "...Yeah."
Diddy: "All right, well with great power comes great responsibility, right? So, that's shit from my butt on that five."
Filed under: Just plain weird / Coke machines would keep rejecting your money
1st guy: "Dude, why does Mase walk like that?"
ReplyDelete2nd guy: "Well he's young, black and famous..."
1st guy: "Okay...?"
2nd guy: "So yeah, um... ahem. He's got money hanging out the anus."
1st guy: "... I don't even want to know how you could possibly know that."
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Rappers and their assholes....
ReplyDeleteWith a name like Trixie I figure you've taken at least two at a time from behind.
ReplyDeleteThis isn't a Mase lyric, it's Puff Daddy.
ReplyDeleteFuck you're right.
ReplyDeleteI knew that too.
Fixing.
this sounds like somethin gay rich men do
ReplyDeletelol he mixed up Mase and Puffy. Looks like this loser has been scoping Henry Adaso's blog for more material.
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ReplyDeleteha ha ha ha! i love this one!
ReplyDeleteI can only assume that this means putting money in your anus is now far more baller than making it rain.
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