#391

"Young, black, and famous, with money hangin' out the anus."
- Diddy, Can't Nobody Hold Me Down by Diddy

Young? True.
Black? True.
Famous? True.
Money hanging out of his asshole? Nope!

In fact could you imagine if that's true?

Cashier: "Ummm... what is THAT?"
Diddy: "Funny you should ask. You know how I'm black, and famous?"
Cashier: "...Yeah."
Diddy: "All right, well with great power comes great responsibility, right? So, that's shit from my butt on that five."

Filed under: Just plain weird / Coke machines would keep rejecting your money

Comments

[Anonymous]

1st guy: Dude, why does Mase walk like that?2nd guy: Well hes young, black and famous...1st guy: Okay...?2nd guy: So yeah, um... ahem. Hes got money hanging out the anus.1st guy: ... I dont even want to know how you could possibly know that.c

[a]

Rappers and their assholes....

[Iggy]

With a name like Trixie I figure youve taken at least two at a time from behind.

[JR]

This isnt a Mase lyric, its Puff Daddy.

[Chris D'Elia]

Fuck youre right. I knew that too.Fixing.

[internetthuggin101]

this sounds like somethin gay rich men do

[Anonymous]

lol he mixed up Mase and Puffy. Looks like this loser has been scoping Henry Adasos blog for more material.

[Chris D'Elia]

Who the fuck is Henry Adaso?

[Anonymous]

ha ha ha ha! i love this one!

[Anonymous]

I can only assume that this means putting money in your anus is now far more baller than making it rain.