"Young, black, and famous, with money hangin' out the anus."
- Diddy, Can't Nobody Hold Me Down by Diddy
Young? True.
Black? True.
Famous? True.
Money hanging out of his asshole? Nope!
In fact could you imagine if that's true?
Cashier: "Ummm... what is THAT?"
Diddy: "Funny you should ask. You know how I'm black, and famous?"
Cashier: "...Yeah."
Diddy: "All right, well with great power comes great responsibility, right? So, that's shit from my butt on that five."
Filed under: Just plain weird / Coke machines would keep rejecting your money
Posted by Chris D'Elia
1st guy: Dude, why does Mase walk like that?2nd guy: Well hes young, black and famous...1st guy: Okay...?2nd guy: So yeah, um... ahem. Hes got money hanging out the anus.1st guy: ... I dont even want to know how you could possibly know that.c
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Rappers and their assholes....
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With a name like Trixie I figure youve taken at least two at a time from behind.
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This isnt a Mase lyric, its Puff Daddy.
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I can only assume that this means putting money in your anus is now far more baller than making it rain.
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That photo is much too serious, Mr. Diddy
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Filed Under: Coke machines keep rejecting your money,
LOL!!
When a Coke machine rejects my money, sometimes I lay the dollar on the front of my thigh and flatten it out with my palm to get the wrinkles out. I hope Puff doesn't do this with his anus money. I'm trying to picture him going about his day unaware that everyone he comes in contact with is trying to figure out who the hell left a shart stain on his leg.
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