What the fuck is he doing chillin on the railroad tracks with his Apple desktop. Those corn rows are wrapped way too tight if he's thinkin he can get some wifi right there.
Actually, he should have used the english subjunctive "were" because this lyric is a past contrafactual (meaning looking back from the future he wishes that the girl he engaged with was someone else but in fact she wasn't). Grammatically, this is the meanest thing to say ever.
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ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck is he doing chillin on the railroad tracks with his Apple desktop. Those corn rows are wrapped way too tight if he's thinkin he can get some wifi right there.
ReplyDeletethe corn rows provide the extra reception i believe.
ReplyDeleteNaw, see, COOLIO'S cornrows would've provided extra reception for wifi. His just... hang there.
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According to Wikipedia, Chino XL is a member of Mensa.
ReplyDeleteI officially do not believe Wikipedia anymore.
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Actually, he should have used the english subjunctive "were" because this lyric is a past contrafactual (meaning looking back from the future he wishes that the girl he engaged with was someone else but in fact she wasn't). Grammatically, this is the meanest thing to say ever.
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ReplyDeleteActually, I think the wifi is in that bottle of Jack...
ReplyDelete"So there's a train coming.... Ummmmm... Can someone help me with the desktop computer? I'm too drunk and it's too heavy."
ReplyDelete-Chino
lol @ theeastbaykid
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