Friday, August 21, 2009

#399


"Keep your posse on my penis."
- Lejo, Now It's On by Tech N9ne

There is nothing gayer... Nothing.

I mean, like, even some gay dudes wouldn't want a whole group of people on their penis.

Filed under: Gay with a lot of dudes

11 comments:

  1. Perhaps he means possum? Than it's bestiality, Australian style!

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  2. Come on, everybody knows that 'posse' is Southern black slang for vagina. Do we have to go over this again?

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  3. The joke is that if you take everything literally in these rap lyrics, hilarity results. Do we have to go over that again?

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  4. @Anonymous

    And sometimes if you take the comments too literally, you miss the joke.

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  5. I really like the picture. He probably uses those weights to strengthen said penis. You know, because he has to hold up an entire "posse"

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  6. Producer: "Did you say pussy or posse, because posse would be uber-gay?"

    Lejo: "Uh, I totally said pussy. You know I like the ladies. I love having sex with the ladies... not dudes, ladies."

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  7. @ Mike S.... no, not everybody knows southern gangster slang. Some of us are from the west coast. Part of what makes this site funny is the culture clash.

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  8. that's only 205 lbs for crying out loud.

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  9. As Patton Oswalt would say, that's gayer than eight guys blowing nine guys.

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