Monday, August 24, 2009

#402


"Put that mayonnaise on your child."
- Plies, Becky

This is either the most crass way of a man explaining having an orgasm with a woman...

or Plies is the worst babysitter ever.

Filed under: Worst babysitter / so goddamn crass

14 comments:

  1. I've never met an African American person that was partial to mayo, so I vote bad babysitter.

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  2. wait, another song that should really be on here in its entirety. this whole song is easily the most vulgar thing i've ever heard and it just makes the dome sound so fucking unappealing. i believe later on he says "squeeze my meat"...?

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  3. why would you put mayo on your child

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  4. Isn't it "put that mayo on your smile"?

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  5. Nevermind...it is "put that mayonnaise on your child."

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  6. how does that describe an orgasm? i'm really confused.

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  7. (the mayonnaise bit i get, just not the putting it on the child bit)

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  8. Mayo=semen and baby=egg in the uterus.

    That makes a little more sense, but still a bit disturbing as anyone who thinks its OK to sing this kind of crap shouldn't be allowed to breed.

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  9. I thought he says "...on your jaw..."

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  10. all i could say is what the heck....is he going to eat the kid or somethin

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  11. Dude must have the thickest semen of life, mayonnaise?? Is it painful Plies? Sounds like.

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  12. LOL! It's "put that mayonnaise on your JAW." I'm from the South so the inflection wasn't unfamiliar to me.

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