"I'm the kind of nigga that'll kidnap your kids, take 'em home, fuck 'em good, and send 'em back to you in bandages."
- Keith Nut, Watch Out by Fat Joe
Then you're going to have trouble keeping friends and getting people to trust you and all that stuff. Can you imagine trying to get a job ten years after making this song?
"You have most of the qualifications we are looking for but we're just going to have to go with the other guy."
"Is this because of when I said I'd fuck your kids... and stuff?"
"One hundred percent."
Also, what's up with "Fuck 'em good"? It's not like it's going to be enjoyable for the kids.
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