Thursday, September 3, 2009

#407


"I fuck the baddest bitches. I don't wanna talk about it."
- 50 Cent, I Don't Wanna Talk About It by G-Unit

When I heard this line I was driving. I literally took my hands off of the steering wheel, my eyes opened wider then they had for weeks, and my jaw dropped open.

"I fuck the baddest bitches. I don't want to talk about it." This is so defensive and insecure.

Oh... my... God.

Filed under: So obviously wants to talk about it

18 comments:

  1. If he doesn't want to talk about it, why'd he bring it up in the first place?

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  2. That's the whole point.
    ;)

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  3. This is a cry for help. He wants to talk about it, but he isn't too keen on exposing his emotional side.
    He probably sent a demo of this to his therapist.

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  4. i would want to talk about it

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  5. Maybe he doesn't want to talk about it because he's been hurt by the all those bad bitches, and he's afraid to admit that he would really just rather have a nice girl that doesn't carry her own guns and wear a bulletproof vest all the time.

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  6. HAHAHAHA

    that's why i love this blog, man.

    cheers from rio de janeiro.

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  7. I have a theory. The whole not talking about it deal?... a cover up. He never actually fucked any bad bitches. Therefore, nothing to talk about.

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  8. clearrrrly already talking about it.

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  9. I love this quote. So funny.

    Although I can't help but think that a touch more brevity would make this entry funnier, as brevity is the heart of this blog and what makes it so inimitably funny.

    In my book, all you had to say was: "This is so defensive and insecure. Filed under: So obviously wants to talk about it."

    Wheat! Chaff! Separation! (Sorry to be a dick, but ... I guess I'm kind of being a dick.)

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  10. Way to make a 4-paragraph blog comment about brevity, dick.

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  11. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Damn That Kind of Girl got SMASHED.

    Thanks Anon, whoever you are you rock.

    We still like you That Kind of Girl.

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  12. Your eyes opened wider THAN they had for weeks.
    Maybe listening to rap is getting to you?

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  13. ahaha the owner of this site has no fuckn life.. its obvious you hate hip hop but you still dedicate time to run this shit??who the fuck does that? has whole artist list and everything haha you seem like some jelous kid who has no life and hates on people who make money off saying what they want when you prolly make the same amount they make off one track in a whole year hahaa i know everybody gonna hate on this comment but thats life..find a new hobby coz blowing lines out of context aint getting you anything an i doubt rappers even heard of this shit..just you and your wack ass hillbillys ...just pointing out the facts..

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  14. Anonymous, I would say that YOU sound like the "jelous" hillbilly. Get spellcheck, motherfucker.

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