Wednesday, September 9, 2009

#411


"You're now surrounded by the world's most elegant niggas."
- M.O.P, World's Most Elegant N***a

Hey, let's play "What Word Definitely Doesn't Describe Someone That Wears A Reebok Headband and Gold Front Teeth".

I mean... elegant. He actually said "elegant".

Filed under: Gay-sounding

18 comments:

  1. Also, I'm fairly certain use of the word "nigga" is not usually considered elegant.

    Filed under: (Oxy)moron

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  2. You are now being commented on by the world's richest slum dwellers!



    Right.

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  3. "Gay-Sounding?"

    Chris - that was a little unnecessary and not particularly funny to me.

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  4. Hahahahahahaha. I don't particularly care. It was funny to me.

    See ya.

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  5. :D This is one of my faves. Good stuff.

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  6. Chris. I don't want you to know who I am, but I DO want you to know that I don't think that was funny.

    Because this is the internet and I can anonymously sling my slow-class opinion like a monkey chucking diarrhetic shit whenever I want.

    I also expect you to care that you're now covered in metaphorical diarrhetic monkey shit.

    So anyway, I have to go cut these sweatpants into sweatshorts and see if my mom will make me an icecream cone.

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  7. elegant.. really.. sure... especially in that pic

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  8. The word elegant is pretty damn gay.

    But thanks, weirdo taking offense and then typing a long unfunny essay to try to show he or she has a sense of humor.

    "Monkey-chucking diarrhetic shit." Hilarious!*

    *not hilarious at all.

    ...

    Keep it up, Chrises.

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  9. @most recent Anon post - Odd that sarcasm would be lost on one so ardently defending a site whose basis for existence is sarcasm.

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  10. Also should be filed under: Wants to Sound Like Slick Rick

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  11. haha squink, you're so correct, i cant believe that person totally didn't see the sarcasm in the other comment

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  12. Chris, I respect your comedic ability and think most of your site is hilarious. I just don't see how this quote is "gay-sounding" without the word gay meaning "stupid."

    fyi - I wrote 12:07, not 9:03

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  13. ahaha the owner of this site has no fuckn life.. its obvious you hate hip hop but you still dedicate time to run this shit??who the fuck does that? has whole artist list and everything haha you seem like some jelous kid who has no life and hates on people who make money off saying what they want when you prolly make the same amount they make off one track in a whole year hahaa i know everybody gonna hate on this comment but thats life..find a new hobby coz blowing lines out of context and getting you anything an i doubt rappers even heard of this shit..just you and your wack ass hillbillys ...just pointing out the facts.. one thing? are elegant people dressed fly 24/7?

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  14. ^There are ideas in there, i know it, but... where? how do i retrieve them from the tangled web of nonsense? it's been a month, and i fear for my sanity...

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  15. Whoever made this site is fucking annoying. I mean, some of the lyrics are so ridiculous, but ones like this one... Who fucking cares what they are wearing. So what if they consider themselves elegant? I mean, m.o.p are ballin' rich, and i bet their houses are pretty fucking elegant.

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  16. no. they are not elegant in any way. rappers are some of the worst beings alive. even country hillbillies (country artists if you consider them hillbillies) don't even put out crap lyrics like these that just take up space.

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  17. Hey, nobody said rappers where intelligent, or particulary good looking.

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