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Also, Im fairly certain use of the word nigga is not usually considered elegant.Filed under: (Oxy)moron
Posted by: Hesperus | Wednesday, September 09, 2009 at 09:09 PM
You are now being commented on by the worlds richest slum dwellers!Right.
Posted by: Anonymous | Wednesday, September 09, 2009 at 11:45 PM
Gay-Sounding? Chris - that was a little unnecessary and not particularly funny to me.
Posted by: Anonymous | Thursday, September 10, 2009 at 12:07 AM
Hahahahahahaha. I dont particularly care. It was funny to me. See ya.
Posted by: Chris D'Elia | Thursday, September 10, 2009 at 01:56 AM
:D This is one of my faves. Good stuff.
Posted by: fckaduck | Thursday, September 10, 2009 at 06:47 AM
Chris. I dont want you to know who I am, but I DO want you to know that I dont think that was funny.Because this is the internet and I can anonymously sling my slow-class opinion like a monkey chucking diarrhetic shit whenever I want.I also expect you to care that youre now covered in metaphorical diarrhetic monkey shit.So anyway, I have to go cut these sweatpants into sweatshorts and see if my mom will make me an icecream cone.
Posted by: Anonymous | Thursday, September 10, 2009 at 09:03 AM
elegant.. really.. sure... especially in that pic
Posted by: a | Thursday, September 10, 2009 at 09:12 AM
shit
Posted by: shit | Thursday, September 10, 2009 at 02:41 PM
The word elegant is pretty damn gay. But thanks, weirdo taking offense and then typing a long unfunny essay to try to show he or she has a sense of humor.Monkey-chucking diarrhetic shit. Hilarious!**not hilarious at all. ...Keep it up, Chrises.
Posted by: Anonymous | Thursday, September 10, 2009 at 09:09 PM
@most recent Anon post - Odd that sarcasm would be lost on one so ardently defending a site whose basis for existence is sarcasm.
Posted by: Squink | Friday, September 11, 2009 at 11:14 AM
Also should be filed under: Wants to Sound Like Slick Rick
Posted by: Anonymous | Friday, September 11, 2009 at 03:47 PM
haha squink, youre so correct, i cant believe that person totally didnt see the sarcasm in the other comment
Posted by: Anonymouse | Saturday, September 12, 2009 at 04:36 PM
Chris, I respect your comedic ability and think most of your site is hilarious. I just dont see how this quote is gay-sounding without the word gay meaning stupid.fyi - I wrote 12:07, not 9:03
Posted by: Bryan | Saturday, September 12, 2009 at 07:38 PM
ahaha the owner of this site has no fuckn life.. its obvious you hate hip hop but you still dedicate time to run this shit??who the fuck does that? has whole artist list and everything haha you seem like some jelous kid who has no life and hates on people who make money off saying what they want when you prolly make the same amount they make off one track in a whole year hahaa i know everybody gonna hate on this comment but thats life..find a new hobby coz blowing lines out of context and getting you anything an i doubt rappers even heard of this shit..just you and your wack ass hillbillys ...just pointing out the facts.. one thing? are elegant people dressed fly 24/7?
Posted by: Anonymous | Friday, October 02, 2009 at 04:41 AM
^There are ideas in there, i know it, but... where? how do i retrieve them from the tangled web of nonsense? its been a month, and i fear for my sanity...
Posted by: Anonymous | Tuesday, October 13, 2009 at 03:08 AM
Whoever made this site is fucking annoying. I mean, some of the lyrics are so ridiculous, but ones like this one... Who fucking cares what they are wearing. So what if they consider themselves elegant? I mean, m.o.p are ballin rich, and i bet their houses are pretty fucking elegant.
Posted by: Anonymous | Sunday, October 18, 2009 at 05:18 PM
no. they are not elegant in any way. rappers are some of the worst beings alive. even country hillbillies (country artists if you consider them hillbillies) dont even put out crap lyrics like these that just take up space.
Posted by: Toki Wartooth | Saturday, October 24, 2009 at 11:54 AM
Personally I don't think anyone who describes themselves (let alone anybody else) as "niggers" is elegant.
An instant favourite. Thank you Chrisx2 This blog has brought me many a happy hour. But THIS just tops them all.
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