Wednesday, October 14, 2009

#424

"Make me the motherfuckin' president... I'll make the White House a ho house."
- Too $hort, Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin'

There is hardly a sentence that would single-handedly fuck up your chances of being the President of the United States more than this one. But... how about:

"...And that's why I want to legalize fucking on subways."
"That Al Bundy knew what was up."
"I like men, sexually!" (Men only)

Filed under: Worst stump speech ever / Not going to make it in politics

13 comments:

  1. I'd vote for him. (NO I WOULD NOT, THAT WOULD BE UNBELIEVABLY IDIOTIC)

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  2. Don't you mean Ted Bundy? Approving of the guy from Married With Children would be something that I'd imagine would capture a healthy chunk of the American population.

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  3. ...and running on the Ho House platform is Too $hort

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  4. You don't trust that the U.S. will progress to the point where we would elect a gay president? Huh? What does orientation have to do with the ability to run a country? Or are you saying that distrust the American people that much?

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  5. Anonymous, if you are serious...shut up.

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  6. What's he talkin' about? The White House already IS a ho house... or at least it was in the days of Slick Willy...


    C

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  7. I sense some homophobe on this site.

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  8. I think you mean Ted Bundy

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  9. No, I didn't mean Ted Bundy. If I meant that I would've written Ted Bundy. I meant Al Bundy.

    See ya.

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  10. yeah but the real question is are you gonna bang doe?????????????

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