"Make me the motherfuckin' president... I'll make the White House a ho house."
- Too $hort, Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin'
There is hardly a sentence that would single-handedly fuck up your chances of being the President of the United States more than this one. But... how about:
"...And that's why I want to legalize fucking on subways."
"That Al Bundy knew what was up."
"I like men, sexually!" (Men only)
Filed under: Worst stump speech ever / Not going to make it in politics