"We own things."
- Rick Ross, Speedin'
Like the worst medallion ever? That's a thing. Is that what you meant?
I own things too. But that's not that impressive.
Filed under: Not that impressive/so vague
Posted by Chris D'Elia
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I do not agree....thats the collest chain ever! sorry, had to comment on it
Posted by: Anonymous | Thursday, October 29, 2009 at 02:23 PM
Collest huh?
Posted by: Chris D'Elia | Thursday, October 29, 2009 at 02:24 PM
hahaha nice chris
Posted by: Idan | Thursday, October 29, 2009 at 02:31 PM
We Own Things... really Rick? Like a police badge, police interceptor, a police baton... oh. My bad. You werent talking about those thing, Rick. My mistake.
Posted by: mDub | Thursday, October 29, 2009 at 02:33 PM
is his medallion in the shape of his own face? who does that?!
Posted by: Vasu Venkata | Thursday, October 29, 2009 at 06:52 PM
haha keep em comin
Posted by: Anonymous | Thursday, October 29, 2009 at 08:58 PM
well if he got a chain with another mans face well that would just be gay now wouldnt it.
Posted by: Anonymous | Friday, October 30, 2009 at 01:15 AM
he owns a dildo
Posted by: Anonymous | Friday, October 30, 2009 at 04:07 AM
Is the dildo he owns a mold of his own dick? Because that along with the medallion would allow him to essentially bang himself in the ass while staring himself in the eye. How romantic.
Posted by: Kevin | Friday, October 30, 2009 at 07:56 AM
I love this site. I sat at my computer and read every single one one night. Not sure if that is a compliment towards this website or an insult towards my personal life. Also I would buy a chain of my own face, because Everyday is christmas. Everyday is new years.
Posted by: Mark | Friday, October 30, 2009 at 12:44 PM
whos we?him and his medallion/face?
Posted by: Saac | Friday, October 30, 2009 at 03:22 PM
I kinda think of Rick Ross and his medallion like Mr. Garrison and Mr. Hat.
Posted by: Anonymous | Saturday, October 31, 2009 at 10:08 AM
So first he and Dre did things, and now he owns things.Rick Ross can pretty much be filed under incapable of being specific.
Posted by: hesperus | Saturday, October 31, 2009 at 06:38 PM
BAWSE!
Posted by: Anonymous | Sunday, November 01, 2009 at 05:09 PM
Officer Ricky deserves a SnS hall of fame. If hes not doing things, owning things, or showing his ass on songs, hes mostly likely fucking pianos instead.
Posted by: MaxMorphos | Monday, November 02, 2009 at 09:21 PM
rick ross owns things like expensive cars, and mansionsperson who wrote this owns things like a chair, a tvwhos having the last laugh
Posted by: Anonymous | Monday, November 09, 2009 at 07:04 PM
Anon@7:04 is totally right, money and stuff actually IS everything, looks like its suicide for me again.
Posted by: Anonymous | Tuesday, November 10, 2009 at 08:23 AM
i was only joking around, i find it odd that on a comedy blog everyone takes every comment so seriously as a massive insult.zero banter
Posted by: Anonymous | Wednesday, November 11, 2009 at 12:09 AM
the driver on the bus goes "touch my dick"
Posted by: Isaac | Sunday, November 29, 2009 at 09:37 AM
I real player would have one of those necklaces for each pair of sunglasses they own. Shit don't match!
Posted by: JoeBeans | Monday, December 14, 2009 at 11:21 AM
That medallion needs another, smaller Rick Ross Medallion dangling from it.
Posted by: anon | Monday, January 25, 2010 at 06:57 PM
No Rick Ross... They own YOU.
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Posted by: CheGandhiJesus | Tuesday, March 30, 2010 at 05:08 PM
he looks just awesome! no wonder his music is so great too.
Posted by: rubyoxy | Tuesday, September 14, 2010 at 03:30 AM