Thursday, October 29, 2009

#431


"We own things."
- Rick Ross, Speedin'

Like the worst medallion ever? That's a thing. Is that what you meant?

I own things too. But that's not that impressive.

Filed under: Not that impressive/so vague

19 comments:

  1. I do not agree....thats the collest chain ever! sorry, had to comment on it

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  2. "We Own Things"... really Rick? Like a police badge, police interceptor, a police baton... oh. My bad. You weren't talking about those thing, Rick. My mistake.

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  3. is his medallion in the shape of his own face? who does that?!

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  4. haha keep em comin

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  5. well if he got a chain with another mans face well that would just be gay now wouldnt it.

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  6. Is the dildo he owns a mold of his own dick? Because that along with the medallion would allow him to essentially bang himself in the ass while staring himself in the eye. How romantic.

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  7. I love this site. I sat at my computer and read every single one one night. Not sure if that is a compliment towards this website or an insult towards my personal life. Also I would buy a chain of my own face, because Everyday is christmas. Everyday is new years.

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  8. who's we?
    him and his medallion/face?

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  9. I kinda think of Rick Ross and his medallion like Mr. Garrison and Mr. Hat.

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  10. So first he and Dre did things, and now he owns things.

    Rick Ross can pretty much be filed under incapable of being specific.

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  11. Officer Ricky deserves a SnS hall of fame. If he's not doing things, owning things, or showing his ass on songs, he's mostly likely fucking pianos instead.

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  12. rick ross owns things like expensive cars, and mansions
    person who wrote this owns things like a chair, a tv
    whos having the last laugh

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  13. Anon@7:04 is totally right, money and stuff actually IS everything, looks like it's suicide for me again.

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  14. i was only joking around, i find it odd that on a comedy blog everyone takes every comment so seriously as a massive insult.
    zero banter

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  15. maybe he means he "pwns" things.

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