- 50 Cent, Stretch
Oh, cool... actually wait that's not that cool because you're not The Green Goblin... or any character in a comic book for that matter... because no one in comic books actually exist... so you can't get them high.
See ya.
Filed under: s'delusional / lost his mind
Posted by Chris D'Elia
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Maybe it's like he can go up as high as Spider-Man
ReplyDeletecuz Spider-Man climbs buildings ya know?
Or maybe you already thought of that.
Yeah I was thinking he didn't physically get Spider-Man to smoke weed rather he was as high as Spider-Man. "Spider-Man" was used as an adjective...
ReplyDeleteMy thoughts anyway.
you'd think by #443 you would understand the fact that you can't over analyze. these guys are writers. they're smarter than you. they've thought of it all. read the lyric. read the joke. enjoy. don't comment your alternative interpretation.
ReplyDeleteWell then don't comment YOUR "alternative interpretation" of other people's comments, Mr. Goes-online-at-7am-to-chastise-us-for-daring-to-have-something-to-say-on-a-silly-but-awesome-blog. I don't see why you gotta feel the need to police the comments section and be rude and arrogant.
ReplyDeleteOh and just cuz someone's a writer doesn't mean they're smarter than everyone else. Not by a long shot.
this is retarded whoever wrote it. U sound like a fucking nerd and have no life but to post this dumb shit.
ReplyDeleteLadies and gentlemen... The internet, in five comments.
ReplyDelete"these guys are writers. they're smarter than you. they've thought of it all."
ReplyDeleteDid somebody actually just type that, and post it? Good lord..
ive heard chris macho came up with string theory ... he's a writer though so for him that was just a passing thought he had
ReplyDeleteAnyway, you guys are wrong and I'm right.... I didn't just hear the line I heard the whole song. He goes on to rap about how he sold drugs to superheroes and shit.
ReplyDeleteSo he meant he actually got Spider Man high.
Just trust us... I may not be smarter than you. But I am funnier.
So again...
See ya.
Oh no he din't. Yes, Laverne, he did.
ReplyDelete"you'd think by #443 you would understand the fact that you can't over analyze. these guys are writers. they're smarter than you. they've thought of it all. read the lyric. read the joke. enjoy. don't comment your alternative interpretation."
ReplyDeleteWHAT!??? "Smarter then you" I bet, no I guarantee the majority of hip hop artists have only a high school education or lower. which is why they rhyme... in my opinion (and agreed with by many more proven intellects) the easiest form of writing and poetry.
and you'd think by #443 you'd understand concepts like mockery, satire, flattery, and complements the idea of this website...
PS i'd fuck up 50 cent/ tupac/ Biggie/ Jay-z etc on any exam.... and I'm sure chris and chris are also writers who have way higher SAT scores, read way more books, and well don't get "spiderman high"
by the way white blinder, this form of argument (my argument) is a dicto simpliciter. It is when your argument of two examples which seems to relate but in truth they have nothing in common. A from of argument rappers use way too much and yet don't understand the correct concept behind it. then educated writers (chris and chris) step in and take apart... this is enabled by intelligence.
"A from of argument rappers use" means nothing. You might know some clever shit, but you still can't spell. Ha!
ReplyDeleteOthers might argue that only going to high school is cleverer, because you have to pay lots of money to go to college with no guarantee of a good job. And lets look at the facts, these rappers are rich, due to not going to college...
I'm pretty sure they are not rich BECAUSE they didn't go to college, but actually are rich DESPITE not going.
ReplyDeleteYeah fair point... I thought it was still quite a good argument though
ReplyDelete'the white blinder's better half' is most likely joking about as theres no way anyone could be that pretentious.
ReplyDeleteand yeah alot of these guys havent got a degree from harvard doesnt make them stupid though just as having a degree from harvard doesnt mean you are clever.
easy comment to make coming up next but i dont care ... if rhymes are so easy why are you not a famous rapper or poet?
oh and for the record i am in shock you havent seemed to realise that the 'they are writers' is talking about the people (chris and chris) who write this website not 50 cent.
ps i have nothing against you at all that comment was meant to be a light hearted little jibe/ light banter. i dont want to get into an internet argument
ReplyDeleteLOL LOL-These guys are writers-they're smarter than you.
ReplyDeleteI think he was on acid and imagined getting Spider Man high. That would be a fun hallucination.
ReplyDeleteMaybe, change is a good new life.
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