Friday, November 27, 2009


"My gun will shoot anybody's anus."

Noreaga, Happy Birthday

Oh, that's one of those heat-seeking asshole guns I've been hearing about I guess.  Oh, wait... no... you're just a fuckin' weirdo.  And stop blaming shooting people's anuses on your gun... because if your bullets are hitting anuses... it's like... your fault, Noreaga.

Filed under: Perverted homosexual sniper

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  1. Everyone knows gun is southern black slang for penis.

  2. To the first guy: that would just make it way more gay because anybody implies that dudes are included

  3. Lol @ the first guy's Comment

  4. why is this song titled "happy birthday"?!

  5. yeah because being gay is perverted. diggin the homophobia guys.

  6. Yeah, seriously. Didn't you know that all gay people are allowed to shoot people's anuses, and it's not perverted at all?

  7. Nah, there's no homophobia dummy. And being gay is not perverted. It's just perverted to rap about shooting people in the anuses. And it also sounds homosexual too. But anyone with a functioning brain would recognize that. So just... stop being a fuckin idiot and we're all good.
    See ya.
    Chris D'Elia
    Creator of the site you read.

  8. haha thats the funniest line EVER! anus lazers!! butt guns for all!

  9. Damn, Chris, don't hurt 'em! (But, if you have to, hurt 'em within reason! Also, ohhhh, snap!)

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