"My gun will shoot anybody's anus."
Oh, that's one of those heat-seeking asshole guns I've been hearing about I guess. Oh, wait... no... you're just a fuckin' weirdo. And stop blaming shooting people's anuses on your gun... because if your bullets are hitting anuses... it's like... your fault, Noreaga.
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Posted by: Brian | Saturday, November 28, 2009 at 04:52 AM
fallen off
Posted by: Snacksandshit | Saturday, November 28, 2009 at 09:00 AM
To the first guy: that would just make it way more gay because anybody implies that dudes are included
Posted by: Buns | Saturday, November 28, 2009 at 10:11 AM
Lol @ the first guy's Comment
Posted by: Big Al | Saturday, November 28, 2009 at 01:11 PM
why is this song titled "happy birthday"?!
Posted by: Vasu | Saturday, November 28, 2009 at 05:26 PM
yeah because being gay is perverted. diggin the homophobia guys.
Posted by: GUEST | Monday, November 30, 2009 at 10:09 PM
Yeah, seriously. Didn't you know that all gay people are allowed to shoot people's anuses, and it's not perverted at all?
Posted by: Mango-fox | Tuesday, December 01, 2009 at 01:48 AM
Nah, there's no homophobia dummy. And being gay is not perverted. It's just perverted to rap about shooting people in the anuses. And it also sounds homosexual too. But anyone with a functioning brain would recognize that. So just... stop being a fuckin idiot and we're all good.
See ya.
Chris D'Elia
Creator of the site you read.
Posted by: Chris D'Elia | Tuesday, December 01, 2009 at 03:17 AM
haha thats the funniest line EVER! anus lazers!! butt guns for all!
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