Wednesday, December 9, 2009

#449

Kool-keith
"I get on stage, I throw lettuce and cabbage."

-Kool Keith, Operation Extortion

This wouldn't even be cool if everyone in the audience was a turtle.

Filed under: Worst concert ever



Posted by Chris Macho


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29 comments:

  1. he does throw food at the crowd sometimes. he threw buffalo wings sealed in little zip loc baggies one time when a friend went to see him.

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  2. I like to throw ice cream when I get on stage. I wonder if Kool Keith's audience gets as mad as mine does.

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  3. It's kind of bullshit you even make snacks posts with Keith's lyrics. He's *trying* to drop crazy lines that are even crazier out of context. Your best snacks posts are the ones that were tucked in between a whole bunch of serious tough gangsta posturing.

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  4. I agree with Jordstar, putting Kool Keith on here is pretty much pointless, and the quote you did chose is far from the strangest he's even said.

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  5. in high heels you snort your moms birth controll pills
    i heard about that sex change
    u got a vagina
    ur grandmother thinks ur strange

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  6. When I saw him in Amsterdam, he handed me a porno mag. Not the same as lettuce or cabbage, I know, but still made for a fun story. haha

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  7. Is this guy actually Gallagher's alter-rapping-ego?

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  8. "Bullshit Gallagher" made me do a spit-take. Post not worthless, kool keith or not it's the commentary that made it hilarious.

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  9. okay that line about the audience being a turtle killed it, the rest of y'all are haters.

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  10. lol pandering to turtles

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  11. I'm actually Chinese and the first thing I thought of was the cabbage that is thrown into the audience at Lion Dances for New Years and things. It's good luck.

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  12. The line is actually "get on stage I'll throw lettuce and cabbage" as in he'll throw it on stage during someone else's show.

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  13. Kool Keith's crazy listen to "Dr. Octagonecologyst" Great album

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  14. It's funny because I saw Kool Keith live at a music festival in Australia and he was embarrassingly bad.

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  15. *And you know, become friends, I was most happy.

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  17. It is not true suffering ennobles the character; happiness does that sometimes, but suffering, for the most part, makes men petty and vindictive.

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  19. Bullshit Gallagher" made me do a spit-take. Post not worthless, kool keith or not it's the commentary that made it hilarious...

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