he does throw food at the crowd sometimes. he threw buffalo wings sealed in little zip loc baggies one time when a friend went to see him.

I like to throw ice cream when I get on stage. I wonder if Kool Keith's audience gets as mad as mine does.

It's kind of bullshit you even make snacks posts with Keith's lyrics. He's *trying* to drop crazy lines that are even crazier out of context. Your best snacks posts are the ones that were tucked in between a whole bunch of serious tough gangsta posturing.

I agree with Jordstar, putting Kool Keith on here is pretty much pointless, and the quote you did chose is far from the strangest he's even said.

in high heels you snort your moms birth controll pills
i heard about that sex change
u got a vagina
ur grandmother thinks ur strange

When I saw him in Amsterdam, he handed me a porno mag. Not the same as lettuce or cabbage, I know, but still made for a fun story. haha

Is this guy actually Gallagher's alter-rapping-ego?

"Bullshit Gallagher" made me do a spit-take. Post not worthless, kool keith or not it's the commentary that made it hilarious.

okay that line about the audience being a turtle killed it, the rest of y'all are haters.

lol pandering to turtles

I'm actually Chinese and the first thing I thought of was the cabbage that is thrown into the audience at Lion Dances for New Years and things. It's good luck.

The line is actually "get on stage I'll throw lettuce and cabbage" as in he'll throw it on stage during someone else's show.

Kool Keith's crazy listen to "Dr. Octagonecologyst" Great album

It's funny because I saw Kool Keith live at a music festival in Australia and he was embarrassingly bad.

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Bullshit Gallagher" made me do a spit-take. Post not worthless, kool keith or not it's the commentary that made it hilarious...

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