...not to mention hes talking in the third person.

Yeah. Third person to first person seamlessly.

Besides, he must have bar codes all over his penis for the machine to actually put out money.

That means he's the cure for AIDS.

Fools, do you not see the possibilities?!? This is what we've been looking for! The answer to the National Debt!

He's confessing his own prostitution O_O;;

OR he's sayin he runs his dick thru a woman and she gives him the money. But why would she? Just for sliding it thru? No fun. Here's a nickel for your trouble.

I tried it. It works.

you actually GET money when you use your visa? damn, mine is the other way around... i actually use it to pay for shit. FML!

Through the vagina or along the ass-crack?

One less thing to worry about if he ever loses his wallet....

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