Sunday, December 13, 2009

#451

Xzibit-ps01
"Xzibit use his dick like a Visa... I run it through and money come out."

- Xizibit, X

Uh. This would hurt.



Filed under: Thinnest Penis Ever



Posted by Chris Macho





22 comments:

  1. ...not to mention hes talking in the third person.

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  2. Yeah. Third person to first person seamlessly.

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  3. Besides, he must have bar codes all over his penis for the machine to actually put out money.

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  4. That means he's the cure for AIDS.

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  5. Fools, do you not see the possibilities?!? This is what we've been looking for! The answer to the National Debt!

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  6. He's confessing his own prostitution O_O;;

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  7. OR he's sayin he runs his dick thru a woman and she gives him the money. But why would she? Just for sliding it thru? No fun. Here's a nickel for your trouble.

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  8. you actually GET money when you use your visa? damn, mine is the other way around... i actually use it to pay for shit. FML!

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  9. Through the vagina or along the ass-crack?

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  10. One less thing to worry about if he ever loses his wallet....

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