Tuesday, December 29, 2009


"I'm on a 24-hour champagne diet."

Drake, Money To Blow by Birdman

This isn't fun or cool. Also, this is how a gay dude would brag.

Filed under: Would throw up so hard / Kinda Gay

Posted by Chris Macho

Listen/Buy "Money To Blow"

Monday, December 28, 2009


"I come through in somethin' real foolish."

-Shawty Lo, Foolish

Like what, that shirt/medallion combo?

Posted by Chris Macho

Listen/Buy "Foolish"


"Money fuckin' retarded call it Down syndrome money."

-Busta Rhymes, La La by Lil Wayne

"Do you guys accept Down syndrome money here?"

"Sir, get out."

Thanks, I'll think I'll just keep on calling it money.

Filed under: No thanks

Posted by Chris Macho

Listen/Buy "La La"

Sunday, December 13, 2009


"She asked me for the time, I said 20G o'clock."

E-40, Ice Cream Paint Job Remix by Dorrough

If I ever asked someone what time it is and they said this to me I would probably shit my pants just because I wouldn't know what else to do.

Filed under: Biggest Dick Ever

Posted by Chris Macho

Listen/Buy "Ice Cream Paint Job (Remix)"


"Xzibit use his dick like a Visa... I run it through and money come out."

- Xizibit, X

Uh. This would hurt.

Filed under: Thinnest Penis Ever

Posted by Chris Macho

Friday, December 11, 2009


"Watch out, my outfit's ridiculous."

-Ludacris, Yeah by Usher

What do you mean "Watch out"? It doesn't have poison on it.

Filed under: Unnecessary warning

Posted by Chris Macho

Listen/Buy "Yeah"

Wednesday, December 9, 2009


"I get on stage, I throw lettuce and cabbage."

-Kool Keith, Operation Extortion

This wouldn't even be cool if everyone in the audience was a turtle.

Filed under: Worst concert ever

Posted by Chris Macho

Listen/Buy "Operation Extortion"

Friday, December 4, 2009


"Ten bricks on my Bart Simpson."

- Gucci Mane, Hold That Thought

I guess this means something to someone.

Filed under: Lost his mind

Posted by Chris Macho

Listen/Buy "Hold That Thought"