Tuesday, December 29, 2009

#455

Drake-white
"I'm on a 24-hour champagne diet."



Drake, Money To Blow by Birdman



This isn't fun or cool. Also, this is how a gay dude would brag.



Filed under: Would throw up so hard / Kinda Gay



Posted by Chris Macho


Listen/Buy "Money To Blow"

Monday, December 28, 2009

#454

Shawty+Lo+shawtylo
"I come through in somethin' real foolish."



-Shawty Lo, Foolish





Like what, that shirt/medallion combo?



Posted by Chris Macho


Listen/Buy "Foolish"

#453

Busta_1
 
"Money fuckin' retarded call it Down syndrome money."



-Busta Rhymes, La La by Lil Wayne



"Do you guys accept Down syndrome money here?"


"Sir, get out."

Thanks, I'll think I'll just keep on calling it money.

Filed under: No thanks



Posted by Chris Macho




Listen/Buy "La La"

Sunday, December 13, 2009

#452

E40
 
"She asked me for the time, I said 20G o'clock."



E-40, Ice Cream Paint Job Remix by Dorrough



If I ever asked someone what time it is and they said this to me I would probably shit my pants just because I wouldn't know what else to do.



Filed under: Biggest Dick Ever



Posted by Chris Macho


Listen/Buy "Ice Cream Paint Job (Remix)"





#451

Xzibit-ps01
"Xzibit use his dick like a Visa... I run it through and money come out."

- Xizibit, X

Uh. This would hurt.



Filed under: Thinnest Penis Ever



Posted by Chris Macho





Friday, December 11, 2009

#450

14_ludacris_lgl
"Watch out, my outfit's ridiculous."

-Ludacris, Yeah by Usher



What do you mean "Watch out"? It doesn't have poison on it.



Filed under: Unnecessary warning



Posted by Chris Macho



Listen/Buy "Yeah"

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

#449

Kool-keith
"I get on stage, I throw lettuce and cabbage."

-Kool Keith, Operation Extortion

This wouldn't even be cool if everyone in the audience was a turtle.

Filed under: Worst concert ever



Posted by Chris Macho


Listen/Buy "Operation Extortion"

Friday, December 4, 2009

#448

 Gucci-mane-our-kitchen-sink2
"Ten bricks on my Bart Simpson."

- Gucci Mane, Hold That Thought



I guess this means something to someone.


Filed under: Lost his mind



Posted by Chris Macho



Listen/Buy "Hold That Thought"