"I'm on a 24-hour champagne diet."

Drake, Money To Blow by Birdman

This isn't fun or cool. Also, this is how a gay dude would brag.

Filed under: Would throw up so hard / Kinda Gay



Posted by Chris Macho

"I come through in somethin' real foolish."

-Shawty Lo, Foolish

Like what, that shirt/medallion combo?



Posted by Chris Macho

 "Money fuckin' retarded call it Down syndrome money."

-Busta Rhymes, La La by Lil Wayne

"Do you guys accept Down syndrome money here?"


"Sir, get out."

Thanks, I'll think I'll just keep on calling it money.

Filed under: No thanks



Posted by Chris Macho

"Xzibit use his dick like a Visa... I run it through and money come out."

Uh. This would hurt.

Filed under: Thinnest Penis Ever



Posted by Chris Macho

"Watch out, my outfit's ridiculous."

-Ludacris, Yeah by Usher

What do you mean "Watch out"? It doesn't have poison on it.

Filed under: Unnecessary warning



Posted by Chris Macho

"I get on stage, I throw lettuce and cabbage."

-Kool Keith, Operation Extortion

This wouldn't even be cool if everyone in the audience was a turtle.

Filed under: Worst concert ever



Posted by Chris Macho

 
"Ten bricks on my Bart Simpson."

- Gucci Mane, Hold That Thought

I guess this means something to someone.

Filed under: Lost his mind



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