"What the fuck, I'm an animal: half man, half mammal."
-Jay-Z, Already Home
And all imbecile.
Filed under: So erroneous
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FIRST MOTHER FUCKERS
Posted by: Aidan | Friday, January 08, 2010 at 04:26 AM
Which is just a massive achievement on a site which gets about five comments per post.
Posted by: Mango Fox | Friday, January 08, 2010 at 03:03 PM
YOUR BLOG ISN'T FUNNY
Posted by: Chris | Friday, January 08, 2010 at 04:12 PM
Jay-Z is one ugly n...
Posted by: Poonifa | Saturday, January 09, 2010 at 08:56 AM
Nas is half man, half amazing, and Jay-Z is half man, half animal.
These darn rappers need to relearn their fractions.
Posted by: mitch | Saturday, January 09, 2010 at 04:37 PM
Why is that, Mitch? Two halves make a whole; their fractions are fine. The shit they say is retarded.
Posted by: Yo | Saturday, January 09, 2010 at 11:05 PM
Well, I guess Jay-Z is right. Humans are technically animals, and they are mammals...
filed under: worst description ever
Posted by: Brian | Sunday, January 10, 2010 at 12:49 PM
Well Brian, Humans = mammals
Its like he's saying: I'm half mammal, and I'm half mammal. Like, no shit.
Posted by: Adrian | Monday, January 11, 2010 at 07:27 PM
100% Mammanimal
Posted by: JoelB | Wednesday, January 13, 2010 at 05:47 AM
boring
Posted by: Boring | Thursday, January 14, 2010 at 09:50 AM
It was to rhyme with camel because, y'know, he people make fun of him for looking like Joe Camel. I'm pretty sure Jay-Z knows women can lactate.
@Mitch Half-man half-amazing, along with most likely being an NYC basketball reference, is like being Hercules. So, it makes perfect sense. ...Cause Greek myths perfect sense. Well, you know what I mean.
Posted by: Augie | Thursday, January 14, 2010 at 04:17 PM
White POWER
Posted by: K | Friday, January 15, 2010 at 02:56 PM
It took us ages to get dressed - we got changed about 3 times before finally settling on a bit of sparkle...
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