"Loaded .44 on the low, where the cheese at?"
-T.I., What You Know
SOMEONE SHOW T.I. TO THE FUCKING CHEESE TABLE!
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good but not as good as the Dr. Dre "cheese" line. that one always cracks me up.
Posted by: mitch | Wednesday, January 20, 2010 at 02:05 PM
agreed. cheese lines in general are hard to beat.
Posted by: Kate | Thursday, January 21, 2010 at 04:40 PM
I believe that's a medium-capacity cheese factory he's refering too, and I should know - I own one. If it was a high-capacity cheese factory he would have been, without doubt, at least 46 on the low, maybe even 47,48,49. The "low" refers to the temperature ancient cheese curdled at. The Greeks knew this. None of this matters at all however, because he's lost his cheese. You can't produce cheese without cheese. duh.
Posted by: Cheese | Friday, January 22, 2010 at 03:37 PM
PS: Does Dr Dre have a medium-capacity or high capicity cheese factory?
Posted by: Cheese | Friday, January 22, 2010 at 03:39 PM
.44 cal loaded sober, where my heroin nuggahhh!
Posted by: ed | Saturday, January 23, 2010 at 01:08 AM
This is the worst day at the cheese factory.
Posted by: anon | Monday, January 25, 2010 at 06:37 PM
Who mugs a deli? Honestly!!!
How can Darwin be right when people like this lunatic are still around?
Posted by: CheGandhiJesus | Thursday, January 28, 2010 at 05:17 PM
Hahahaha! BEST caption! What a hilarious mental image
Posted by: Sarah | Tuesday, February 02, 2010 at 11:19 AM
cheese is a strain of weed. maybe thats what hes asking for
Posted by: Andrea Anderson | Tuesday, February 09, 2010 at 08:01 PM
Ya'll are some hatin ass bitches! lol
T.I. is that dude!
All the other lyrics are funny/whack though
Posted by: Kanemku | Friday, February 12, 2010 at 11:57 AM
i know this is just a joke, but for those that don't get it he's not asking a question, hes saying loaded .44 on the low where the cheese (money) at
Posted by: jimmy | Thursday, February 18, 2010 at 11:31 PM
this is retarded
Posted by: what? | Friday, February 26, 2010 at 11:40 PM
Cheese is Money. It is a colloquialism. He is saying that he is asking for the money, probably referring to a drug deal, in which case he has the gun concealed (see "loaded .44 on the low") in case the deal goes bad.
This makes perfect sense for anyone who is an active participant in the underground economy of the United States of America. Also, the beat is fire.
Posted by: Davieboy | Sunday, March 07, 2010 at 11:59 AM
I would like to think everyone reading this knows that! But I imagine he keeps holding up grocery stores & they don't understand that "cheese" means "money" so they just keep bringing him their cheese.
"A gunman has made off with the cheese of a local deli. This is the fourth such robbery in the Los Angeles area this week. The man, an African-American armed with a 44. caliber, held a store clerk at gunpoint and yelled, "Bitch, where the cheese at?!!" until she brought him their cheese.
He made off with cheddar, brie, Danish Blue, an entire wheel of Emmental, several packets of Swiss & mozzarella, 4 parmesan shakers and "64 slices of American Cheese". The latest in this series of bizarre crimes, set only to continue unless he is brought to justice. Back to you in the studio."
Posted by: Sandufilms | Sunday, July 18, 2010 at 10:49 AM
It took us ages to get dressed - we got changed about 3 times before finally settling on a bit of sparkle...
Posted by: MBT Shoes | Tuesday, August 02, 2011 at 01:17 AM