"And me, I like to stand at the stove until I'm dizzy."
- Young Jeezy, Fed Up by DJ Khaled
Honestly is there a worse idea out there than this? You can't like doing this, can you?
Filed under: Would deserve to get burnt by the stove more than anybody ever
Posted by Chris Macho

2 mexicans are in a car, who is driving?
A cop
Posted by: J | Wednesday, January 20, 2010 at 07:20 PM
he's talking about cooking crackrocks, fyi
Posted by: lyrical monster | Thursday, January 21, 2010 at 12:20 AM
@ Lyrical Monster: if you have to point out what he "actually" meant then you miss the point of this blog.
Posted by: B1355R0K | Thursday, January 21, 2010 at 08:39 AM
It explains why someone would like doing it. A lot of these chosen lyrics are funny but the comments are usually sub par, this one in particular.
Posted by: Jay | Thursday, January 21, 2010 at 03:46 PM
hes talking abt drugs come on. you gotta boil down those meth crystals/ cooking crack rocks. where yall been? cloistered in a cushy middle class?
Posted by: ed | Saturday, January 23, 2010 at 01:07 AM
Wouldn't this be kind of like lighting up a joint while making pipe bombs? I mean in terms of quality control.
Posted by: anon | Monday, January 25, 2010 at 06:40 PM
Another candidate for the Darwin Awards :)
Posted by: CheGandhiJesus | Thursday, January 28, 2010 at 05:22 PM
Btw, this is a bad thing to say on a first date when she asks, "So, what do you like to do in your spare time?"
Posted by: CheGandhiJesus | Thursday, January 28, 2010 at 05:23 PM
He likes to cook crack all day? That's would impress a girl on a first date because it means he's loaded
Posted by: R | Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 10:50 AM
if you were makin bread life crack dealers make bread, then you would love to cook till you get dizzy
Posted by: Noone you losers know | Tuesday, April 13, 2010 at 11:35 PM
Sylvia Plath up in this BEEEEIIITTTCCCHH!
Posted by: becca | Friday, May 07, 2010 at 06:03 AM
It took us ages to get dressed - we got changed about 3 times before finally settling on a bit of sparkle...
Posted by: MBT Shoes | Tuesday, August 02, 2011 at 01:17 AM