"And me, I like to stand at the stove until I'm dizzy."
- Young Jeezy, Fed Up by DJ Khaled
Honestly is there a worse idea out there than this? You can't like doing this, can you?
Filed under: Would deserve to get burnt by the stove more than anybody ever
Posted by Chris Macho
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2 mexicans are in a car, who is driving?
ReplyDeleteA cop
he's talking about cooking crackrocks, fyi
ReplyDelete@ Lyrical Monster: if you have to point out what he "actually" meant then you miss the point of this blog.
ReplyDeleteIt explains why someone would like doing it. A lot of these chosen lyrics are funny but the comments are usually sub par, this one in particular.
ReplyDeletehes talking abt drugs come on. you gotta boil down those meth crystals/ cooking crack rocks. where yall been? cloistered in a cushy middle class?
ReplyDeleteWouldn't this be kind of like lighting up a joint while making pipe bombs? I mean in terms of quality control.
ReplyDeleteAnother candidate for the Darwin Awards :)
ReplyDeleteBtw, this is a bad thing to say on a first date when she asks, "So, what do you like to do in your spare time?"
ReplyDeleteHe likes to cook crack all day? That's would impress a girl on a first date because it means he's loaded
ReplyDeleteif you were makin bread life crack dealers make bread, then you would love to cook till you get dizzy
ReplyDeleteSylvia Plath up in this BEEEEIIITTTCCCHH!
ReplyDeleteIt took us ages to get dressed - we got changed about 3 times before finally settling on a bit of sparkle...
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