Wednesday, January 20, 2010

#465

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"Ladies tell the truth. You know I'm cute."

Tony Yayo, So Seductive

Despite the fact that it's TERRIBLY insecure to say "You know I'm cute" to a bunch of ladies... why the fuck is he convinced they're lying about it? 

Filed under: So insecure, conspiracy theorist



Posted by Chris D'Elia

 

16 comments:

  1. Filed Under: Not Funny

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  2. It's called being delusional.

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  3. If there's anything Post-Structuralism has taught us, it is that no-one can know the nature of Absolute Truth.
    Especially not this waste of oxygen.

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  4. This guy should get formspring.

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  5. The punctuation is wrong; if he meant to imply that the ladies lie he needed a semicolon. If it's two separate clauses it actually works.
    By the way, I love this blog!

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  6. I'm surprised you went with this lyric. The one bragging that a vagina was as tight as an airplane bathroom was the one struck me as the worst metaphor/compliment describing the opposite sex.

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