"Ladies tell the truth. You know I'm cute."
Tony Yayo, So Seductive
Despite the fact that it's TERRIBLY insecure to say "You know I'm cute" to a bunch of ladies... why the fuck is he convinced they're lying about it?
Filed under: So insecure, conspiracy theorist
Posted by Chris D'Elia
Filed Under: Not Funny
ReplyDeleteIt's called being delusional.
ReplyDeleteIf there's anything Post-Structuralism has taught us, it is that no-one can know the nature of Absolute Truth.
ReplyDeleteEspecially not this waste of oxygen.
This guy should get formspring.
ReplyDeleteThe punctuation is wrong; if he meant to imply that the ladies lie he needed a semicolon. If it's two separate clauses it actually works.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, I love this blog!
I'm surprised you went with this lyric. The one bragging that a vagina was as tight as an airplane bathroom was the one struck me as the worst metaphor/compliment describing the opposite sex.
ReplyDeleteIt took us ages to get dressed - we got changed about 3 times before finally settling on a bit of sparkle...
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