"Maybe it's time to put this pussy on your sideburns."
-Nicki Minaj, Bedrock by Young Money
I'm pretty sure it's never time for this because this isn't enjoyable for either party. As a side note, if this is going to be suggested, it should be done without a maybe.
Filed under: So insecure / Not fun at all
Posted by Chris Macho
Listen/Buy "Bedrock"
YES. This is possibly the funniest line in any song. ever. especially the way she enunciates "pussy".
ReplyDeleteResponse: "Maybe it's time for you to leave."
ReplyDeleteso she wants to put her pussy on his ear, basically?! does she think he can hear the sound of the ocean like a conch shell or some shit? i don't really understand what she's attempting to do!
ReplyDeletehahaha yeeessss this whole song is absolutely terrible, im pretty sure i sent in a youtube of it so you guys could hear it and judge
ReplyDeletei still love it but it is terrible
I was waiting for you guys to post this one.
ReplyDeletei've asked a few girls.....and no, we're not alone on this....
ReplyDeleteshe may be out on a island on her own on this one, lol
Dear Chris x2,
ReplyDeleteCan I just congratulate you guys on your first year of this blog?
A whole year of this blog and it has been fucking genius. You have made a lot of people happy just by making them shit themselves laughing.
Keep up this funny stuff, it has been a good year.
Sincerely,
Everyone Ever
To be fair, everything about this song is ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteWhat a fucking stupid and tasteless blog. Should be renamed from "Snacks and Shit" to "HEY YOU GUYS AREN'T BLACK PEOPLE SO WEIRD?"
ReplyDeleteUm. REALLY, PEJ?! It's about the ridiculousness of rap lyrics, not the ridiculousness of black people. White rappers (Eminem, for example) have been called out on this blog, too.
ReplyDeleteYou guys just watched that We Are Young Money cartoon didn't you. If you haven't, you should. I watch it at least once a day.
ReplyDeletenote that sideburns is PLURALIZED, this just isn't even possible let alone ever worth attempting
ReplyDeleteIt's not a good lyric but do none of you really get it? She means he's so deep eating her out that each of her pussy lips are on his corresponding sideburn.
ReplyDeleteOr it could also mean that she has beef curtains. Sorry, just couldn't help myself.
ReplyDeleteor he could have really long sideburns
ReplyDeleteShe needs to get her fatass out of those jean shorts. You're not skinny, girl. Get a mumu.
ReplyDeletemaybe she just has a flappy vagina?
ReplyDeletewhat a weird thing to say let alone rap about. i agree with the curtain comment
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's time to put this pussy on your sideburns.
ReplyDeleteHahaha I think it's time to put this pussy on your sideburns
ReplyDeleteIt took us ages to get dressed - we got changed about 3 times before finally settling on a bit of sparkle...
ReplyDeleteIs this a shot at Jeezy? He had that line "I fuck around and front a niggas bail or somethin"
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