Tuesday, February 2, 2010

#468

NickiMinaj
"Maybe it's time to put this pussy on your sideburns."



-Nicki Minaj, Bedrock by Young Money



I'm pretty sure it's never time for this because this isn't enjoyable for either party. As a side note, if this is going to be suggested, it should be done without a maybe.



Filed under: So insecure / Not fun at all



Posted by Chris Macho


Listen/Buy "Bedrock"

62 comments:

  1. YES. This is possibly the funniest line in any song. ever. especially the way she enunciates "pussy".

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  2. Response: "Maybe it's time for you to leave."

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  3. so she wants to put her pussy on his ear, basically?! does she think he can hear the sound of the ocean like a conch shell or some shit? i don't really understand what she's attempting to do!

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  4. hahaha yeeessss this whole song is absolutely terrible, im pretty sure i sent in a youtube of it so you guys could hear it and judge
    i still love it but it is terrible

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  5. I was waiting for you guys to post this one.

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  6. i've asked a few girls.....and no, we're not alone on this....
    she may be out on a island on her own on this one, lol

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  7. Dear Chris x2,
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    A whole year of this blog and it has been fucking genius. You have made a lot of people happy just by making them shit themselves laughing.
    Keep up this funny stuff, it has been a good year.
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  8. To be fair, everything about this song is ridiculous.

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  9. What a fucking stupid and tasteless blog. Should be renamed from "Snacks and Shit" to "HEY YOU GUYS AREN'T BLACK PEOPLE SO WEIRD?"

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  10. Um. REALLY, PEJ?! It's about the ridiculousness of rap lyrics, not the ridiculousness of black people. White rappers (Eminem, for example) have been called out on this blog, too.

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  11. You guys just watched that We Are Young Money cartoon didn't you. If you haven't, you should. I watch it at least once a day.

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  12. note that sideburns is PLURALIZED, this just isn't even possible let alone ever worth attempting

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  13. It's not a good lyric but do none of you really get it? She means he's so deep eating her out that each of her pussy lips are on his corresponding sideburn.

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  14. Or it could also mean that she has beef curtains. Sorry, just couldn't help myself.

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  15. or he could have really long sideburns

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  16. She needs to get her fatass out of those jean shorts. You're not skinny, girl. Get a mumu.

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  17. maybe she just has a flappy vagina?

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  18. what a weird thing to say let alone rap about. i agree with the curtain comment

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  19. Maybe it's time to put this pussy on your sideburns.

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  20. Hahaha I think it's time to put this pussy on your sideburns

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  22. Is this a shot at Jeezy? He had that line "I fuck around and front a niggas bail or somethin"

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