#468

"Maybe it's time to put this pussy on your sideburns."

-Nicki Minaj, Bedrock by Young Money

I'm pretty sure it's never time for this because this isn't enjoyable for either party. As a side note, if this is going to be suggested, it should be done without a maybe.

Filed under: So insecure / Not fun at all



Posted by Chris Macho

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Comments

[Kate]

YES. This is possibly the funniest line in any song. ever. especially the way she enunciates "pussy".

[Brian]

Response: "Maybe it's time for you to leave."

[Vasu]

so she wants to put her pussy on his ear, basically?! does she think he can hear the sound of the ocean like a conch shell or some shit? i don't really understand what she's attempting to do!

[shalala]

hahaha yeeessss this whole song is absolutely terrible, im pretty sure i sent in a youtube of it so you guys could hear it and judge
i still love it but it is terrible

[tr]

I was waiting for you guys to post this one.

[dutchmaster]

i've asked a few girls.....and no, we're not alone on this....

she may be out on a island on her own on this one, lol

[CheGandhiJesus]

Dear Chris x2,

Can I just congratulate you guys on your first year of this blog?

A whole year of this blog and it has been fucking genius. You have made a lot of people happy just by making them shit themselves laughing.

Keep up this funny stuff, it has been a good year.

Sincerely,
Everyone Ever

[THE GATO CAT]

To be fair, everything about this song is ridiculous.

[Pej]

What a fucking stupid and tasteless blog. Should be renamed from "Snacks and Shit" to "HEY YOU GUYS AREN'T BLACK PEOPLE SO WEIRD?"

[Bee]

Um. REALLY, PEJ?! It's about the ridiculousness of rap lyrics, not the ridiculousness of black people. White rappers (Eminem, for example) have been called out on this blog, too.

[Judge]

You guys just watched that We Are Young Money cartoon didn't you. If you haven't, you should. I watch it at least once a day.

[Murray]

note that sideburns is PLURALIZED, this just isn't even possible let alone ever worth attempting

[Concerned Observer]

It's not a good lyric but do none of you really get it? She means he's so deep eating her out that each of her pussy lips are on his corresponding sideburn.

[LAGirlyGirl]

Or it could also mean that she has beef curtains. Sorry, just couldn't help myself.

[Bell]

or he could have really long sideburns

[Gigi]

She needs to get her fatass out of those jean shorts. You're not skinny, girl. Get a mumu.

[smrtmonkey]

maybe she just has a flappy vagina?

[Anakarinaf]

what a weird thing to say let alone rap about. i agree with the curtain comment

[Business Bags]

Maybe it's time to put this pussy on your sideburns.

[Zumba Fitness DVD Set]

Hahaha I think it's time to put this pussy on your sideburns

[MBT Shoes]

It took us ages to get dressed - we got changed about 3 times before finally settling on a bit of sparkle...

[Herve Leger UK]

Is this a shot at Jeezy? He had that line "I fuck around and front a niggas bail or somethin"

[Belstaff Jacket UK]

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