Tuesday, March 16, 2010

#476

Mystikal
"My dick get hard. Watch it grow."

-Mystikal, I don't Give a Fuck by Lil Jon and the Eastside Boyz

Yeah, that's what it does. This is the most regular thing you could ever rap about. Honestly, this is what my cousin would say if he was on a verse. Oh yeah, my cousin is eleven.

And oh yeah... No thanks.

Filed Under: Would get fired so hard as a sex ed teacher



Posted by Chris Macho



9 comments:

  1. I wouldn't say it's "regular". I think the first thing that strikes me about this is how fucking inappropriate it is.
    "sex ed teacher" LMAO XD

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  2. Seriously, HOW is he expecting someone to respond to this?
    Does he think if he has that aggressive expression in the photo and he says it in a real growly, bossy voice that someone is just going to sit there and watch his dick slowly get bigger & bigger as he gets a hard-on?
    "No thanks."

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  3. I really don't ever want to be in a friday afternoon meeting run by this guy.

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  5. Is this a shot at Jeezy? He had that line "I fuck around and front a niggas bail or somethin"

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