Tuesday, March 23, 2010


"Who the only nigga in the club with the toolio?"

-Snoop Dogg, Go To Church by Ice Cube

Wait wait, I know this one. Is it you? I guess this would be easier to answer if I knew what a fucking "toolio" was.

Filed under: Vague

Posted by Chris Macho 


  1. Urban Dictionary is split on this one so I'm just going to assume he thinks that he's the only person in the building with a penis. Which might be true if by "club" he really meant "Weight Watchers Meeting."

  2. It's really lamentable that Snoop Dogg is the only person at the club with a toolio... I try to go out with at least three other people who have toolioes each night.

  3. This was worth it just for that picture of Snoop Dogg as a Country Western singer.
    There was already a lyric from this song "Go to Church". If that's the title of the song why are there such weird and objectionable lyrics?

  4. The line immediately preceding that one is "Click clackin', pistol-packin', Crip raggin' folio."
    ~mystery solved~

  5. Most clubs, especially in the hood have metal detectors. Snoop doesn't have to go through such a thing, yet everyone else does, so they don't have toolios, and he does.

  6. Noone you losers knowApril 13, 2010 at 4:19 PM

    A tool is a gat you fucking retards are ignorant faggots

  7. I dont WANT to know you dickJuly 19, 2010 at 1:15 PM

    Your a tool, Spanner chops. Why are you posting on here so serious, like it matters? Dick head ha ha ha

  8. "TOOLY, YO" you know tooly, like how your cell phone is your celly, hotel room is the telly... he's the only one with a gun... yo.

  9. It took us ages to get dressed - we got changed about 3 times before finally settling on a bit of sparkle...