Friday, April 23, 2010

#494

Eminem "I was born with a dick in my brain."
-Eminem, Insane
No, you weren't. See ya.
Filed under: Literally a dickhead



Posted by Chris Macho


15 comments:

  1. hahahahaha XD
    In fairness, even though it's biologically impossible, I think I understood what he meant with that one. What's weird is he is actually stating up front that he's a chauvinistic bastard, a level of honesty I don't expect from a rapper. Most other rappers try to defend their deplorable behaviour.
    I'm reminded of 50 Cent's "I'm pissin' on grown women. R Kelly do it to children!"

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  2. no, because he says "fucked in the head" immediately after. still kinda gay tho

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  3. I love how this is filed under "NO." That says it all right there. No, Eminem. NO. As good of a writer as he is, he could've done so much better.

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  4. Man,Chris been slacking on the jokes lately,this one just made me facepalm. "See ya."

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  5. And that was funny because...

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  6. This is a great lyric, you didn't finish the next line.
    I was born with a dick in my brain, Yeah fucked in the head.

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  7. Yeah, I have to agree with Stav here. I like the line, it was just taken out of context and made stupid.

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  10. A lot of lines sound stupid and gay when you don't put them in context by putting the next line. Fuck you, you're not even trying.

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  13. Is this a shot at Jeezy? He had that line "I fuck around and front a niggas bail or somethin"

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