Tuesday, June 8, 2010

#497


The-game
"Your girl got her hand on my cock, but I ain’t Will Smith."

-The Game, Big Money

Ummmm, okay dude. Nobody was talking about Will Smith though, so.... this is fucking weird. Plus, we already know. Nobody was confusing you with Will Smith.

This is actually just plain sad to say this in a song where you keep saying, "Everybody know me, it's like I'm a movie star. Everybody know me, it's like I'm a movie star. Everybody know me, it's like I'm a movie star."

Filed Under: Wants to be Will Smith so bad / Plain sad



Posted by Chris Macho 
 
 



33 comments:

  1. Generally speaking most rap seems to be guys that are very insecure about themselves trying to reassure themselves by reassuring others that they're worthwhile.

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  2. File under worst Hancock movie reference ever....

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  3. i thought this quote was quite intelligent. handcock and hancock, will smith. it makes sense.
    i don't think that you understand this. he doesn't want to be will smith hes saying he isn't in reference to hancock. its pretty smart, actually.

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  4. THE MONTH LONG WAIT IS OVER!!!!! I can't wait to see what witty quote they have for us in July. See ya.

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  5. I think you missed the Hancock reference. Month long wait for a quote that you misinterpret. Awesome.

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  6. I didn't miss the reference. I never miss the reference. I'm going to start a blog about you rap fanboys. Talk about material! See ya.

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  7. Well if you didn't miss the reference your joke is not very well executed and just plain bad. I like some of these posts and would like to see more effort before I lose interest.

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  8. bad reference anywayJune 8, 2010 at 3:26 PM

    his (the game's) line is really a stretch. keep it up, chris.

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  9. bad reference anywayJune 8, 2010 at 3:27 PM

    also, to hazheat, no one is putting a gun to your head forcing you to come here. i think anyway... i could be completely wrong.

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  10. The "Everybody knows me, it's like I'm a movie star" is obviously a reference to one of Scarface's lines in Mind Is Playin' Tricks On Me.

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  11. That would make much more sense if the reference were to Tiger Woods.

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  12. the whole point is that when you pull the lyrics apart they sound really hilarious. its not poetry people, stop trying to be smug. knowing about a low brow movie doesnt make you socrates. honestly hand on my cock, and hancock are not that smart of a reference, its actually kind of a stretch. even then its still funny because the Game, made a vague reference to will smith of all people, real thug. keep up the good work Chris. definitely could use more posts tho

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  13. I'd say that's a pretty bog-standard play on words/film reference, not particularly inventive but not worthy of this site. and to correct CR it's actually Willie D who says "I make big money / Drive big cars" etc.
    Just had to be said.

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  14. macho man just laid the smack down on rap fan boys. see ya.

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  15. "The "Everybody knows me, it's like I'm a movie star" is obviously a reference to one of Scarface's lines in Mind Is Playin' Tricks On Me."
    True. But the hook is also lines from a song by Clipse called Nightmares.

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  16. I got the movie reference, but the lyric is still dumb. We can file this under a desperate attempt to sound clever. See when Pitbull says "She in the cockpit playin' with Pit's cock" that was clever and didn't take anyone more than half a second to figure out. This dude is reaching, and I applaud Chris for making fun of him.

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  17. yo Chris can make a blog about us, but judging by this site it won't be funny

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  18. yeah i get the reference, but it's still a huge stretch. line is wack. no one would think you were will smith if you told them "i got your girl's hand on my cock".

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  19. you completely missed the hancock reference...

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  20. NIGGA U MISSED THE REFERENCE

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  21. I don't even like rapSeptember 1, 2010 at 12:47 AM

    You should probably take this one down. You clearly missed the "Hancock" reference here and it is embarrassing to read. Your angry comment reiterates this gleaming error. 'A' for effort though :-)

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  22. this is embarrassing
    this website is embarrassing

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  24. Chris Macho, this website was a good idea but I choke it up to you being a complete faggot for your utter failure. You accuse the Game of reaching when you're actually reaching in your insult, not to mention the fact you clearly missed the reference. There are tons of bad lines in rap music, it's too bad you're too stupid to find most of them.

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  25. Your mother, perhaps?January 7, 2011 at 5:02 PM

    @Everyone^
    Chris obviously got the reference. Read comments before you post, kids.

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