"Baby, you the whole package, plus you pay your taxes."
-B.O.B., Nothin' On You
This is way less fun when the lyrics are this practical.
Filed under: So practical and reasonable
Posted by Chris Macho
-B.O.B., Nothin' On You
This is way less fun when the lyrics are this practical.
Filed under: So practical and reasonable
Posted by Chris Macho
B.O.B. is a man with priorities and likes his women to be self-sufficient and responsible. That's gangsta.
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ReplyDeleteThere's still something so funny about this line though. It's a weird thing to say to a girl "PLUS you pay your taxes". Because supposedly too many of the women he knows are such irresponsible, reckless bitches, they're going to see Sex and the City 2 and refusing to pay their taxes. I didn't realise that this was such an increasingly common problem that it's considered a positive quality *worth mentioning* when admiring a woman. As if it's rare these days to find a nice girl who's smart, funny, beautiful, sexy, compassionate and DOESN'T practice tax evasion via some kind of Cayman Islands off-shore holding account of some description.
It's just something I've never ever considered when going out with a girl. It would be like saying to a girl "AND you have a head!" It's just something you're meant to take for granted. But now that B.O.B. has mentioned it, I'm not sure whether or not I will go to a bar in the future, see a hot girl and think, "Woah, hang on. I don't know if I should go over and start talking to her. What if she doesn't pay her taxes? She might be asking me for money down the line or something. There could be a court case eventually, or even prison, that would be so awkward for the both of us. Do I really want that kind of trouble?"
If only Al Capone had followed this rule he'd still be the #1 Gangsta.
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theres nothing wrong with being attractive AND eing financially responsible.
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